Wrong logic: “you have an implant so you’re not a newbie” reads as implant ⇒ ¬newbie not implant ⇔ ¬newbie - or in your deduction, ¬(¬implant ⇔ newbie)
Or said another way, you can be an expert on implants without having one yourself, but you can’t be totally ignorant of what implants are if you have one in you.
But I will say this: knowing everything about implants and enjoying the benefits of using one in your daily life isn’t quite the same thing, and you are missing part of the experience. Remind me again why you haven’t gotten one yet? You really do seem like a prime candidate 