Chimpo's funny local news videos

Not yet. Having too much fun making the videos. I will add it to the list…

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I wont spam the forum with my daily storys.. I will, however. Post the odd one or too that really tickle me.. heres the cult of chimpo…

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Soo umm… i just found out the king is coming to my town tomorow. IRL … yes. The king… no not mufasa. No not elivis you silly goose. The king .. like the guy off the money… no thats charles dawin, turn it over… him…

Anyway… I made an episode about the king coming to town… called… the king comes to town..

…Id hate to live in that town…

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“The good glass”

“Just wish they disinfected it first”

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I remembered this, and it’s close enough to the communal fleshlight for me to post it here:

Can’t wait for the news that this will inspire…

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So gary has been found…

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Im not saying its aliens… but its aliens..

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I have family members who believe that all human technology comes from space aliens, or the astral realm, whatever the hell that delusion is… All they need is to start wearing a mop on their heads…

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That particular field artwork prank is always an insomniac with a large stick, a knack for art, and a complete disregard for private property.

As for my worthless family members, well, how pathetic and deplorable do you have to be to believe that the human mind is useless and that all ideas have to come from somewhere non-human? Annoying dishonorable depraved fucks who refuse to think and are a complete waste of carbon…

It does… where the hell do u think velcro / lego came from.. and the talking sheep. And the dragons.. its a conspiracy. I can’t even make a snowboard with out the church of chimpo finding out… lmao

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Are you implying that Chimpo is non-human? And that I should buy a mop hat?

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Lol.could be… you would look smashing in a grey mop. And the cult.. er I meant church would welcome u

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This week a racoon named bandit. Robbed the local booze shop. Got pissed and crashed out in a box of crisps…mega cute… FLN News has more.

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