“I’ll show you my circuits if you show me yours…” https://www.reddit.com/r/ScenesFromAHat/comments/31da5w/cyborg_pickup_lines/
I wonder if there are other funny pickup lines? 
I also think I saw some in a thread somewhere, but I can’t find it anymore.
“hey meatbag, ever been fucked comatose by a cyborg girl?” worked surprisingly well for me
Am I pleased to see you, or do I have a long-range reader in my pocket?
“I will implant you all night.”
I dont mean to flexEM but I’m gonna make you apex then give you an implant
This, I think.
Speaking as a single dude, who doesn’t want to be single, I wish more of the female side of the population were comfortable making a first move. Doesn’t have to be this aggressive, just let us guys know. Seriously, HOW THE FUCK am I supposed to “just know” somebody is interested. ESP?
To make matters worse, I live in a rural, small town, bible belt, southern, old school state. So it’s a hundred times worse here.
That… would do it for me, yeah…
As for me, I sincerely doubt this would work outside a con, but it won’t stop me from getting thrown out of the bar for trying!
somewhere between
and
Beep Beep Boop Beep Sex