Icons are the best part of the app!! 
Icons and the puns! 
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I would assume it was to do with when you refer to Greek sexually, you are referring to Anal.
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Interesting. I always took that backwards. 
I mean… even that Iconic Archer moment, I read as a reference to “Greek Kiss”, and “anal” was derived from there.
Culturally speaking, in Brazil that sentence I quoted from you would have “German” instead of Greek. Maybe that’s why it never made much sense to me? 
Also… maybe should we move this detour out of @Az_F 's thread? 
Oh I’m very curious to know what that new thread is going to be called also did I mention I’m half Greek half French ? Can’t beat that 
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Took me a few minutes of laughing before I could even think of replying… now I can barely think. at all! 
In Germany, this language / sex act thing is rarely used at all, but if it is, Anal is usually Greek, yes. Can confirm. No idea what the Brazil translators did there! 
Hooooly… that’s pretty much!
And it clearly shows how you can offer so many ideas for new achievements 
I thought about some of them as well, but I don’t know how “complete-able” the app is intended to be - similar to adding split tongues or branding to the Life App, several of your ideas might be hard to reach for some people. But if that’s the point of it, I’m fine!
Except for
Like, noooo? This can (and should!) be easily avoided!
Okay, my advice - don’t let Eyeux get creative with the adult app and both of us with the bodmod stuff
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My uneducated guess is it might have something to do with the fact that in Brazil the most intense German migration came from WW2, since our president at the time was a backhand fascist.
That’s why I just did a brain dump of ideas! Az knows which ones to use! (I hope! )
One would think so… But I’ve known SO many first hand experiences!
I thought I deleted that, though, because although way more people do that accidentaly than one would think, it would still be a bad one for people to actively “try”.
Another fun fact is that a significant number of those incidents I’ve heard about involve the same Motorhead Branded sex toys. and that came to the topic because the usual suspect there is exactly the one inscribed “Born to Lose” (I love when synchronicity adds such a rich layer of WTF!!)
Indeed!!
Yeah, that was what I meant - I know this happens (far too often), but doing it to get an achievement sounds weirdly wrong 
Haha, that’s the kind of trivia I love
But to be honest… those things scream “don’t put me up your ass”! So… whyyyyyy? And I never got that “celebrity”-/band-branded sextoy thing either… at least not when it’s the same standard stuff just with some fancy print.
I’m really curious to see the next update
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Both Life and Transport editions are updated with layout fixes and the features @Eyeux mentioned like notes and long press feedback. Some new achievements as well.
Adult edition will take a bit longer because apparently my app is too sexy for Google’s censorship.
They are extremely unhelpful in pointing out what’s wrong but I suspect they dont want the word masturbation in one of the promo screenshots.
Just a general rant - I really don’t get that. What’s all their problem (generalizing here, thinking about several social media platforms as well) with masturbation, female nipples, consensual sex in general and all that? I mean, most human beings might agree this is fun, it doesn’t harm anyone, and nobody is forced to do anything they don’t want (set aside at least some / several / too many porn actors, but that’s another topic). So why is all that such a big problem? Even informing about sexual things can be difficult, and that’s straight up ridiculous.
I’m fine with blocking porn for minors (though to be honest, lots of people have sex for the first time when they’re <18…), but sex in general, how it “technically” works and what’s the difference between men and women and anything in between was something I learned in primary school. And no kid is disturbed by seeing female nipples…
Sigh.
/ rant over
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We all know secrecy and censorship is the key to better education, right?
Honestly I believe all these taboos come from the heavy religious heritage our culture has. There was a time with no contraception, wars and no hygiene when these rules were relevant and legitimately beneficial. Nowadays not so much. But when rules are enforced through belief it takes a long long time to get rid of them.
Edit:
This is the only clue google gives me:
Guess what’s wrong with this image…
After all the bdsm stuff and icon of dogs humping, this is what’s shocking their algorithm
“Think we made a mistake?
Well we’ll make it so hard for you to prove it that you might as well give up and change your app”
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Before anything else… I do agree with you!
So just tossing an element which is very much present in big brands:
It’s global market.
The big brands want to take advantage of as many viewers/consumers as they can.
Which means they want to sell into China. And they want to sell into “Asian communities” (All the variants from Islamics, Muslims…)
Now we are talking about getting their products accepted even in countries where being gay, or even being an indepentend woman, is not only illegal… it’s punishable by death.
So why would they “risk their profits”??
For every 1 sale lost because they removed something that had a mention to boobs, they gained another 100 exactly because they culled out any sexual reference.
Take Disney for example… Let’s pretend it hasn’t been founded by a nazi… Even then, more than 60% of it’s passive reach audience comes from communities in which a man being caught looking directly at a woman’s nipples is enough for ostracism…
Are you kidding me that the algorythm saw “bewbs” in those blueberries?? 
I didn’t even think about this 
I changed masturbation in the text and tried submitting it again, no response yet.
Honestly I might just release this one on another platform and hope people are driven to it through the other editions.
Good news the update went through, enjoy all the new hardcore achievements courtesy of @Eyeux also let me know how you like the notes feature.
To conclude on the google play censorship, its complete bs. Submit the same app twice and you get a different result. Some very specific words seem to be triggering it more than others. Also if you put “Security patch” as your update name it magically gets accepted much faster but don’t tell anyone 
Here is the link again for good measure and self promo
https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.AzApps.AchievementsAdult
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Sounds like Google!
Sharing around!
And that’s a problem mostly because of the religions that made such stupid rules… especially in muslim countries, but it’s not exclusive to that. It’s so stupid that even today (where the societal “benefits” from suppressing women, sex, homosexuality and all the like are pretty much gone), religions still suppress things that are a) fun, b) usually healthy and c) very, very elemental to living beings in general.
And from religion stems moral, so even when religions finally start to fade, we still have stupid moralists trying to enforce the same idiotic ideas.
It makes me crazy.
Maybe just start a big, sex-positive religion…
My score dropped! Thanks a lot, @Eyeux
But yeah, lots of new fun stuff added, the close button works, I’m happy with it all! 
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Indeed.
The suffering of millions to the benefit of the few. 
You’re welcome!!
Now you got more reasons to… erm… have fun? 
Actually, tying up these two topics (despite me thinking that for the sake of @Az_F 's thread this should be ported out)…
I do attribute a portion of my high scoring to religion.
As in… when I was younger, a friend ended up with this “purity test” from their church, which needed to be filled in returned and then you would receive praises or punishments based on the score…
So we copied it and made a point into trying to reach as close to 0 as possible!
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Errrrrrrmmmm yes. Gonna need to find some people for that, but hey - 100 people for “the barney” can’t be that hard, can it? 
Haha, that’s cool - do you, by chance, still have a copy of that test? Sounds like a wonderful way to spread ideas
Btw, cool song up there!
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I hate this kind of game, it just shows how dull and boring my life and my sex life are!
I think a good thing about those games is that they lead to trying out stuff… There is, for example, no achievement for having a bondage session every week, but just one for doing it once. So, people can try it out once, and if they don’t like it, it’s fine!
But I personally think that it’s a good thing to try out as many things as possible (obviously excluding anything that’s non-consensual!), because you might like some stuff you didn’t expect to
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