Implant in foot: practical problem

It’s in:

Tenting up the skin was a real bitch. But my piercer had a technique I didn’t know, which is to roll up and massage the skin into loosening. That made things a bit easier, but not much. Pinching and pulling hard enough on it to create an entry point was way more painful than the implant job itself.

It’s quite a bleeder though: the piercer waited 15 minutes for hemostatis, but could never achieve it. In the end, he put a bandaid on it, and some special tattoo cling film to contain the mess. One hour on and it’s bleeding - or maybe it’s stopped already, I can’t really tell under the cling film:

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I wonder if an RFID chip in the foot :syringe: :foot: is a first :interrobang:

If not, I’m sure putting a slice of salami on a wound as a band-aid :adhesive_bandage: has got to be a first !!!

@anon3825968, you are welcome for the emojis :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:

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It ain’t no salami, it’s a small bandaid with an almost invisible clear film sticker around it, and blood trying to gush out underneath :slight_smile:

As for the emojis, well it’s like my neighbor’s toddler who keeps on crying and screaming for hours: as much as I want to bang her head on the wall until she finally shuts the fuck up, I can’t. So I just bite my lip and let it run its course…

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Sure thing @anon3825968 , You’re not fooling anybody :no_entry_sign:

When is the maiden voyage of implant meets reader?
What chip have you actually put in?

@NiamhAstra, another one for your implant sutra

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It’s just a xEM. It’s actually met my LF keyfob reader already, which I brought along with my cellphone and an OTG cable to check that it reads correctly - or more accurately, that it stayed behind in my foot after the needle was pulled out. I’ve had chips coming back out with the needle, even with the plunger fully depressed, sticking to the end of the needle by capillarity with the blood.

It reads from the top with the keyfob reader alright, but not from the bottom. That was to be expected. This evening I’ll see if it rings with my long-range reader from the bottom.

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It works dandy for login purposes. Absolutely no issues:

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haha amazing :wink:

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Put the antenna under one of those desk foot rest things and every time you sit down it unlocks

also, what is that antenna/reader?

That’s the plan. That and a reader as a door mat to unlock my front door. And a reader under the bumper of my car, to unlock it when I’m carrying the groceries, and (if it works, I haven’t tried yet) an xAC antenna under the gas pedal to start it up. Look Ma, no hands!

Those

Very cool concept come to life. :foot: :signal_strength:
Nice work @anon3825968
:+1:

I made a little inclined stand for one of my long-range readers in the company’s workshop this morning, so I can present my foot comfortably to the reader when it’s under my desk at work:

And now I can do magic tricks at the office:

:slight_smile:

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:foot: = :+1:
:wink:

@NiamhAstra time to update implant sutra?

I gotta say, as unusual as it is, I love this idea :smile:

Dude, it’s magic :slight_smile:

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magic

:rofl: :rofl:

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Damn, I’ve been using that setup since this morning, and it SO beats a tabletop reader with a hand implant! I can’t wait to stick a reader in the car.

How thick is your desk surface? Just wondering if it would read through my bamboo desk :thinking: :smirk:

My desk is a little over 1/2" thick. Matter of fact, a while ago, I tried to stick one of them readers under the desk, and it could read my EM4305 through the table and through my hand without any problem - provided I put my hand nice and flat on the desk. That too beats the ole ACR122U any day. I imagine those who will dare to implant the FlexNext or FlexMT will experience the same level of convenience with conventional USB readers.

Still, the foot placement still beats a hand implant for convenience by a country mile if the reader isn’t fixed at hip level, such as wall readers. I can’t believe I didn’t do this one sooner…