as @Ottomagne said “You don’t have to apologize”, Mate you have clearly done your research, and that absolutely helps us out when it comes to helping you out.
I would suggest you have a read of this…
Hey @Appellus, remember about a year ago ( which is why this thread was sounding very familiar to me)
You will need to ask Amal if this 
is still an option, but as of 5 Months ago, this was his comment
So this MIGHT be a solution for you.
Please let us know if you go with this option, I think you may be the first 