hahaha, well stated! And congratulations!
I don’t get it nearly so bad as you do, but for example blood draws send me spinning like Gemini VIII, though I’ve never passed out. Weirdly, when I first did blood donation, I was fine - like to the point I got up on an empty stomach and sprinted to catch my bus in high school, because my bastard classmates stole all the cookies and juice. At some point though, pow, it just hit me like a ton of bricks and I have to be super careful about blood draws now. Even thinking about it, like you, is making me woozy.
Anyhow, I oddly have no issues with doing implants. Not sure what the difference is in my head, but I’m assuming it’s there like you. Either way, welcome to the club!