I offer this latest sacrifice that this particular thread may never die.
Anywho.
Seriously, a good ear scratching barely gets her to move, even though you can see just how much she really likes it. 12/10. Good cat.
My partner and I rescued the cutest baby cyborg from the office parking lot recently. She was about 3 weeks old at the time. That may account for my absence from this forum, as we have been nursing her back to health in addition to all other busy life activities.
Anyway, she’s 3 months now and a happy, healthy, terror. The robot uprising will begin with kittens, and I will gladly submit to their rule.
(And if you zoom in, you can see the xG3 in my hand. Hehe.)
Anyway, Meet Peppermint:
The Borgs
Well unfortunately for everyone else here, I am about to win this entire thread. Let me introduce you all to our zoo, from oldest to youngest.
Walter - The Grouchy Grandpa
Beautiful to look at ,yes, but he will steal your food. Also unless you are Millie-Margaret, he wants nothing to do with you (most of the time). When he does decide he wants attention though, he NEEDS it right now. I love him way more than I am willing to let on.
Millie-Margaret - The Polydactyl Princess
Bless this cat, she is the sweetest thing that gets along with everybody. As a polydactyl, she is both a cyborg and a mutant - in total she has 13 (14?) extra toes. The only “gotcha” is that she is more insistent than I would like that I clean her butthole for her. It’s one thing to ask politely every now and then, it’s a whole nother to constantly shove it in my face.
Arceus - The Bestest Boi
Growing up, I was obsessed with dogs - so I think I know them pretty well. But this dog is - by an incredible margin - the most well behaved animal I have ever met. He’s also the prime example of the #1 rule of dogs (big dogs think they are little and little dogs think they are big) and thus this is one of the only photos I have of him where he is not sitting in someone’s lap.
The Absolute - The Annoying Asshole
“Abby” is the epitome of the shit-disturber-feline archetype. She scream, she attack, she rip the bottom panel off my 3D printer and tear out all the guts (yes actually). Despite all that, it’s impossible to be around her and not laugh. Like Walter, I love her, but I would never admit it (and don’t worry, my partner let me get a new 3D printer with an enclosure.
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