The best post of 2021 so far 🏆

[Aoxhwjfoavdlhsvfpzha]

This one made me laugh, so I’m tossing it into the ring

@anon2520759

DT after getting the Titans completed and shipped:

All y’all:

https://forum.dangerousthings.com/t/xg3-v2-whats-the-status/9734/4

[Eriequiet]

@anon3825968

Dude… It ain’t no selfie stick, it’s a NFC iScanReach Extender.

This made me lol

[Pilgrimsmaster]

Those who are backing the Titan - where are you implanting it?

Oh no no! I see where this went sideways…, I said I climbed a tree… you you assumed I successfully climbed the tree… the reality is I did about 3/4 of a pull-up, latched my leg on the trunk, performed a pathetic 30 second wobble, then my arms gave up causing me to fall back to the ground, leg still latched to the tree… there was no successful tree climbing, just a pitiful display that caused significant mockery from my partner and dog, and further damage to an already pretty messed up hip joint.…

[Locutus]

VivoKey for iOS Dev Update:

YEAH!!! I’m boot up!!! Wow so good news!!! Embarked in this adventure without knowing anything about microchip implants in November 2019. A huge part of 2020 (almost every single day) had conferences with Amal who showed me among many other things, the ropes of working with microchip implants, specially Sparks. We worked directly with Apple engineers to update their OS and allow us to use specific commands we needed to talk to the more deep parts of VivoKey chips. Took everyone back and forwar…

Big accomplishment by @RyuuzakiJulio to expand the user base.

[mrln]

Iamrobot stuff I got

Your implants may arrive in very similar packing, please don’t get them confused [image] [image] If anybody is considering one of these implants shown in the 2nd image , I would strongly recommend installing via the oral cavity rather than subdermally. PREPARATION TO INSTALL (Safely and effectively) Prepare the work surface; A powdered wheat and hydrogen oxide dough works well for this purpose. Remove implant from packaging. Puree the implant and cover the dough …

[NoUsersLefft]

Don’t even care if this isn’t on the forum, I cackled after seeing this.

amal graafstra (amal)

[Pilgrimsmaster]

Microchiped or frequencies, mindreading, 24/7 followed or watched

unless i missed a post, you don’t fall into the “im chipped against my will, help me, they are out to get me” kind of world - i put you more into the confirmation bias realm - looking for facts that match your opinion vs. trying to disprove your opinions by finding counterpoints. flat earthers are a prime example of this. they have a thought, collectively expressed, and they spend their efforts trying to prove to normies that they are right. one difference between science and science fiction i…

[Eriequiet]

@LordSethos2000

we are a loving group of funktastic individuals who like putting weird stuff into our flesh and lift paperclips or rick roll people

[Pilgrimsmaster]

NFTs..let's talk

sensible nudes?

[Pilgrimsmaster]

The anti🚫-derailment🚃 & thread🧵 hijacking🔫 thread🧵

Hey all Petchip.info Enter In the search

[Atilla]

@Adios_Mio

Who even are you people?

I nominate this gemstone due to it’s poetic value.
It reminds me how garden path sentences can be both deep and entertaining the same time.

[HAMZ]

ahaha that thread is full of gems

[Equipter]

The anti🚫-derailment🚃 & thread🧵 hijacking🔫 thread🧵

if yall wanna upgrade this from circle jerk to full on gay sex, inbox me

this becayse of the love it got

[Pilgrimsmaster]

It has been a while, but here is a worthy contender

The anti🚫-derailment🚃 & thread🧵 hijacking🔫 thread🧵

My ASMR submission haha

[Pilgrimsmaster]

The official Titan batch #2 campaign thread

It has more to do with the fact I don’t actually deal with orders anymore… not for a long time. Michelle just yells “I need two flappy jackies and a side of stabby” like I’m a short order cook workin the implant grill

[Atilla]

Here is my second nomination.
The link creates a memento mori, points one’s attention to our vulnerability, but funny the same time within it’s simplicity.

@pac

@Bauwser

Pre orders are open?

https://dngr.us/preorder

[anon2520759]

Gotta throw this one up

Access Control Projects

[t5577] This might be my favorite DT meme I’ve ever made (spent way too much time on it…)

[yeka]

This is hard to top

Hack: store 2 to 3 different EM41xx on a single T5577

I didn’t think this would work, but amazingly it does: you can have more than one EM UID on a single implant. And it works pretty good too! So, a bit of background: as you may know, my SiRFIDaL RFID login software for Linux can work with two different kinds of readers: repeating (or continuous) readers and one-shot readers. The former send whatever is in the field repeatedly (or can be polled continuously), while the latter only send the UIDs of tags that come into the field once. Repeating re…

[yeka]

This is a good contester aswell:

@pips

I am now using my VivoKey Spark to cryptographically authenticate to all Google services. Any website that has a sign in with Google button is now accessible through my VivoKey.

[Hanan]

Agree