username: trucker
occupation: trucker
age: mid 40’s
technical background: had a MySpace page with animated flames
philosophy: stoic
mottos: the day you stop learning is the day you start dying
only you will make your dreams come true
there’s a difference between can’t and shouldn’t
you never really know who your talking to so BE POLITE !

trucker tips:
go to any big franchise truck stop and grab a xl fountain drink cup and take it to the fancy coffee machine(the one with the beans on top) fill it with 2 large ice coffees. the teller will charge you 2$

warm your hotdog bun in the microwave and add the topping BEFORE you add the hotdog. this way you won’t end up with toppings on your shirt.

hot take: flat booties are going to make a comeback. act accordingly