lol, exaggerating for effect 
I actually enjoy being single ATM, I moved to the other side of the world last year. Was here within 6 weeks of the offer and spent about an hour thinking about it 
not too many people are privileged enough that they can go on an adventure at the drop of a hat. I might settle down one day, who knows! Thinking back to me as a child, I do not know if the little remaining sanity I have could survive the ordeal of raising my offspring