Hear me, brothers and sisters of the circuit.
The TikTok Guild of Coin refuses us entry to the payroll vault.
Though our sigils have been viewed 400,000 times this very week,
they demand yet another trial:
10,000 followers must swear allegiance.
So I summon you now.
If you walk the lands of TikTok, lend us your mark—a follow.
If our niche Welsh comedy brings even a smirk,
strike the runes of like, bookmark, and repost,
and carry our banner to your own halls and socials.
And if this quest is not for you—
no grudges, no curses, no hard feelings. You may pass freely.
Together, we breach the gate. 
