All types of bears vs all types of penguins, full on world war style, anywhere and everywhere they meet. Penguins may team up on bears or vice versa, or any other tactics or reasoning you can come up with
Edit: actually, let’s not count big hairy homosexuals this time
I was going to ask, because that would give “Team Bears” a clear advantage, I was going to suggest that they could use an icebreaker shipping vessel to take some polar bears to Antarctica which would decimate the penguin population leaving only a few of the southern latitude countries with pockets of resistance.
I’m assuming it also doesn’t count the Chicago Bears, especially William “The Fridge” Perry, I think he could eat a good number of penguins…
OK,I am going to need to think about this some more, Penguins have the superior numbers but the Bears have the size and strength.
I need to calculate how many Penguins it would take to defeat a bear and crunch the numbers
OK, But I think we will need Trump or Putin, to spark a war between them, because the continental separation is going to reduce the chance of a conflict.
Maybe get Trump to tweet some shit about a an Adelle Penguin that fucked a Polar bears mum and see what comes from that…
if that doesn’t work, we can get some of Putins hackers to access the Penguins facebook accounts, and make some false claims to get the penguins in trouble for something they didn’t do, and “accidentally leak” that it came from a Grizzly bears laptop.
This is the spark of the argument, why do bears and penguins cohabite in so few areas? Bears are a semi-global occurrence, so why not where there’s penguins?
It’s my opinion that penguins are a natural form of bear repellent, in that bears have an instinctual knowledge that penguins could destroy them if they so chose.
To be fair, I am not aware of any Non-Fictional bears with laptops…so this might not be believable…
Interesting theory, I was swaying towards bears because some of them have some mad skills
But now i’m not so sure
Sorry for derailing your scientific research , here is the bump back to the poll, for others that may have charged their minds after hearing some more data points
I don’t believe that bears would go to a large portion of the world and suddenly decide to stop, it seems clear to me that something stood in their way, and the common denominator is penguins
To add to your theory
NZ for example doesn’t have any snakes but we do have many penguins
Antartica has no snakes, and the majority of penguins live in Antartica
Also have you heard Benedict Cumberbatch say “Penguin”
I think Penguins have the advantage of sheer numbers. I think that the bears will eat lots of them and then die out due to a combination of tooth decay and the bad diet.
Based on this we can clearly see that an individual bear has a heavier build, but that bears look grumpy, obviously because they know that the Penguins have it.