Bears vs. Penguins

I guess the next deciding factor would be if the Penguins can lure the Bears to battle in the water. :man_shrugging:

All bears can swim, but some better than others. Penguins still have the superiority of numbers, but they are shit on land, they can barely march on snow and ice, I don’t imagine penguins doing very well in the jungles of South America or the Andes…

After the war is over, there may need to be some small expeditionary conflicts.
For example IF the Bears win, we have Penguins in NZ (Some VERY close to where I live) BUT we don’t have any Bears ( with the exception of a few in a couple of Zoos )

Same goes for Australia…they have penguins, but no bears; well; except they have drop bears, but they are only bears by colloquial name, They are actually marsupials

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2/3 in the favour of Bears!
Are you surprised by the results @Aoxhwjfoavdlhsvfpzha ?

All others
Here’s the link to the poll to vote or change your vote

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No, just disappointed :classic_tongue:

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Reading through this I think everyone skipped over birthing rates and how this would probably be a very long term war since there is no efficient transportation and weaponry involved.
Bears would probably not be able to recover from any losses (heck they can barely sustain their population without the war).
Despite what we think penguins would have a vastly better mobility by swimming away from danger and to new places. Bears can swim too but nowhere near the same range and agility, they have no chance of reaching islands and crossing seas.

It’s not all about the mele fighting. In a long term war bears would progressively die off chasing a phantom opponent who’s numbers never seen to go down.

Also my assumption is that both don’t become magically sapient and start using tools but they just have a instinctual hatered of each other for some reason and remaining wild with the same abilities as they do now.

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What if there was a hybrid?

#MakeLoveNotWar

aka

Would it be an egg or live young?
I guess that would depend on the mother?

Female penguin the baby would be birthed as an egg

Female bear the baby would be born live

If we follow naming conventions, the male would lead the name
So,
Female Penguin + Male Bear = Beaguin
Male Penguin + Female Bear = Pengear

I wonder what each would look like :thinking:

Also, @Aoxhwjfoavdlhsvfpzha how many times have I derailled your PvB thread?!

Sorry
:face_with_open_eyes_and_hand_over_mouth:

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I don’t think it really can be derailed, being a somewhat derailed concept to begin with

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That’s a Beaguin for both of them

I remember the image of a bear headed penguin and I thought it was from Futurama butI can’t seem to find it

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Our AI overlords have opinions.

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I love social experiments, and trying to predict outcomes.

I KNEW somebody would use AI to make some images.

I gave myself one guess as to who it would be.
You were not it.

But im not dissapointed, nor in the results.

Bizzarely the penguin head looks more formidable.
A pity there wasn’t a banana for scale

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Haha, I am not surprised it was an experiment given how low hanging of fruit it was.

We’ve been busy with redacted :wink: and also redacted :metal: so I haven’t been following the forum as much as I should. It seemed like a fun way to pop in.

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Taking bets!

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