I have left this a bit late for a Christmas order.
But this is more about YOU and Amal Not ME.
Amal is not the best at self Promotion. 
But as an Idea for you all; when your better half asks you
“what do you want for Christmas?”
When off the shelf is just not good enough, or you want something just a little special or unique
Just send them to the Dangerous Things website
Tell them to hit the help button and get Amal on the case.
Or
if somehow they know what you want…