the very real conversation about freeing your brother from the blood diamond mine under area 51?
i am. im giving you some great siege warfare tactics you can deploy, the thing about your mother is just a side channel, she gives me a discount for educating her moron of a son
Funny but you havenāt said one interesting or intelligent thing on this whole topic. But Iām the moron. Ok. Or am I the Fed?
you keep ignoring the fact iām giving you siege tactics bro so im gonna go with moron. itās possible youāre a fed too because god knows the american government isnāt exactly hiring gods chosen few
Nah man estys rockets. So aim it at an angle and have a timed drop system all you need is some advanced math and that food is his. And for the math part just get chat gpt to do it. It can do math right?
I want to thank you all for your contributions you have all been much help. Well everyone except one but we all needed a little entertainment anyway. You all have a great night.
Rockets now thatās an idea. To be continuedā¦
a 2 or 3 stage rocket would work aswell with predetermined guidance, it really depends on the speed at which you want the food parcel to impact the brother
Siege tactics? Weāre talking about drones here buddy stop sleeping in class
Shhhhh he dose not know
the Macro Aeronautical Range Generation engine simp-sonic inflation payload determined by ft/s would actually work incredibly well for this.
i donāt have any crayons on me (had them for dinner)
for diagrams search āmarge simpson inflation feetā on google images
Only because youāre ignoring the clear tactical superiority of trebuchet-ing diseased cows into their compound to demoralize them and spread illness
WTF s ha ha ha
Tbh this
Haha, wait till they learn there are more options than active signal jamming
Electronic warfare is a hell of a thingā¦ and you donāt even know half of the shit they can do
Active gps spoofing is a hell of a thing
yah, but we are talking about the most effective way to do uber eats to a blood mine prisoner, of which i still think the siege option of a trebuchet would be one of the best low cost high effectiveness solutions
iām actually having a lot of fun with this at 3:27 in the am
e2a: arenāt blood diamonds just diamonds mined in an active war zone? wouldnāt your brother be mining for normal diamonds or is there a war in nevada i donāt know about? weāre not still fighting the subterranean lizard people are we?
The big conceptual problem I keep running into is that weāve waited 5 years to start considering this, thatās 5 years that could have been spent training an elite group of intelligent meerkats to simply tunnel into the mines and get him out straight down the drain
It is over the star gate dumbass
Everyone knows we stole it from Kuwait
meerkats are really difficult to work with, they are all union members and require shit like healthcare and dental and PTO.
ferrets however are much like the meerkat but with much less consideration for their own workplace wellbeing, much friendlier easier to talk to and they donāt demand a 15m break for every 4 hours of training.