Genital implants

So the blinky winky can warn you if you get it too close to a microwave

Well, you got to be a bit creative with the use cases. The winkie blinkie actually has my phone number, home address, and in case of emergency contact on it. I hope to never be separated from my… But if it is ever located separate from me, it can hopefully be identified. Also in the event I meet an untimely end. I would hope I could be identified by it if need be. That would make for one heck of a story for a complete stranger to tell.

The magnet would be a heck of a conversation topic. The sheer novelty of being able to attach a bottle cap to my dangly bit and have it stay would be the type of odd fun I enjoy.

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So it’s a chick magnet…

I’ll see myself out

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As my winky is tattoed and pierced. The blue blinky will highlight this well.

The nfc will be my current STD tests results for the many one night stands i have :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

Magnet. Defo for games…

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“If found please return”

:joy: :joy: :joy:

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Actually… I bet it would create increased sensations for sounding rods. And then pairing that with zinc…

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