Greetings humans

Hello humans, I have joined at the recommendation of @TheOv3rminD
I’m here to kick gum and chew ass, and I’m all out of ass

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Hmm, bold of you to assume I’m human

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Many of us have transcended that limitation =)

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Hey! Good to see you here! I might suggest introducing yourself a bit, and maybe talking a little bit more about some implants you may be interested in acquiring / things you would like to be able to do, that there may be a solution pre-made, or, even better… A solution we can all work on making a reality together!

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I’d like to implant a VIVOkey Flex into my dick so I can unlock chastity belts.
Alternatively, sticking a Spark 2 in my hand would be cool. I’d like to embed a reader into my next desk and kick off some LED effects when I palm in.

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-Dick Kickem

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By the way everyone, my friend here (OP) is a the most gifted web developer I have ever met. She’s especially outstandingly excellent at JS / Typescript / CSS. She Programmed our new site (this is not an ad guys, lol) https://www.nexus.casino in a single weekend! If anyone has web dev related questions or projects, this is your girl right here!

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Well. I hate this entire thread.

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Haha yes… this forum has cultivated a certain kind of vibe and the first volley of posts here were a bit jarring… but we can let things settle in. Talented interesting people make all kinds of different entrances… it takes time sometimes to read the room so to speak.

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I’d love to sit down, have a cup of coffee, and char sometime. Your way of looking at things is always refreshing

I’d love to have a char. Hell I’d even varchar if you had the storage space.

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**Chat :sob::sob::rofl::rofl:

Although if you’re looking for some char, I hear an old man in a red suit gives char out to children who are naughty. Not sure how it works for us adults though. I’m starting to suspect it might’ve been a ruse to get children to be good.

I do not have sufficient storage space for varchar. I’m limited to the 1KB storage of the NExT as I’ve made a complete switch from flash drives to implantable storage. With the desfire implant I’ll be able transfer 8x faster lol

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