Joke aside - and complete derail - I can’t believe more people don’t implant in the foot. Of the 7 implants I wear, that one provides the most useful functionality: it turns a slightly useless and awkward limb into something truly useful for non-walking purposes. The implants my upper limbs require that I quit doing what I’m doing with that limb to scan the implant, while I can carry on whatever I’m doing with my hands and scan the implant in my foot at the same time.
If any of my implants make me feel like an augmented human, it’s that one. I would never have thought before implanting it, but I immediately loved it afterwards. I want to implant a flexEM in my other foot, but I can’t quit figure out where yet. But I really want to augment my other foot as well, and make it work from even farther away. Just too useful to pass up.
Derail over. Sorry… 