me an Jesus go waaaay back. he has yet to ask me about my implants.
I have 14.
my friend Jesus saved me from drowning
he threw me a line when i needed him most.
i was caught in torrents of waves and was struggling to get to shore
Jesus threw me a line and guided me out of the water.
none of this is a metaphor - i was in Mexico and I got caught by a rip current.
Lifeguard, literally was named Jesus and he literally saved me…
