The best post of 2022 so far 🏆

[Pilgrimsmaster]

FUNNY

Microchiped or frequencies, mindreading, 24/7 followed or watched

me an Jesus go waaaay back. he has yet to ask me about my implants. I have 14. my friend Jesus saved me from drowning he threw me a line when i needed him most. i was caught in torrents of waves and was struggling to get to shore Jesus threw me a line and guided me out of the water. none of this is a metaphor - i was in Mexico and I got caught by a rip current. Lifeguard, literally was named Jesus and he literally saved me… [image]