The anti🚫-derailment🚃 & thread🧵 hijacking🔫 thread🧵 ⁉

I know the feeling. Bureaucracy sucks. Finally managed to log into my bank account after months of being locked out, and finally got a library card after years of being denied one because of their records not matching reality. Now to deal with the credit company (which will be easier because I learned from my mistakes and didn’t let them fudge the address like last time), sign up with a backup bank or two, and to cross my fingers that my upcoming travels go smoothly this time and the boarder guards don’t make up contradictory rules in lieu of anyone knowing the actual laws. Thankfully my ID is renewed (a new loophole is needed every time) and unlike the guy in the line in front of me the bureaucrat didn’t suggest I commit a felony in order to get a criminal record to satisfy the paperwork requirements. All I had to do was get a signature from a rando on a street corner and then have the confused bureaucrats argue with each other because they’d seen different secret catch 22 rules before one took over and insisted against all my protests upon giving me an ID with said rando’s address instead of mine. Bureaucracy really sucks!

(Also, Firefox just tried to spellcheck “bureaucracy” to “cyberassault.” Don’t know why, but it fits I guess.)

Here’s some ducts: