The anti🚫-derailment🚃 & thread🧵 hijacking🔫 thread🧵 ⁉

In regards to what may or may not be on sale?

That’s what the Cyborg Monday thread is all about. If you’re asking me what the next daily deal will be, I can’t tell you–I haven’t made it up yet. Probably xG3 related. Any requests?

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I’m sorry, it didn’t pop up on my feed and I mistakenly searched for cyber Monday instead of cyborg lmao

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Came across another image that describes me pretty well:

Yes please!

Alternatively, I’d like to look this good:

Gosh, I need to move and dedicate more time to some personal projects… Dealing with bullshit takes so much time.

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surely i want to keep one eye natural :sweat_smile: thinking about the general human needs. thinking about bed u know, one eye robotic other eye is natural - should be sexy.

Why not keep both eyes human and “simply" add robotic eyes?

I wouldn’t mind having more than 2 eyes

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I mean, I want at least 6. Some looking towards my back, of course.

:robot_windows:

But I guess that you could always go this route if you want to keep more meat than I do:

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I don’t care about the amount of meat, but I would like to look relatively human, especially my face/head.

Having full 360 vision sounds cool, but I think it would make me nauseous.

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WTF!? That’s not what “cyborg Monday” means!

The solution is more chrome!

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Do we have any requests for the final daily deal of Cyborg Monday 2025?

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20%off sensing magnets

Feel the deal

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Ow! Pain! Reading that filled my body with agony. My wrenching gut! My aching heart! Bad AI! Bad!

Nor what “cyborg” means! Gah! And it even claims source citations to back up its nonsense. I fear for the future of truth and all the decision-making that follows from it.

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Speaking of which, you probably noticed that I vented about my frustrations with Latin America and it’s culture in the drink8ng thread. Specifically, the whole ingroup nonsense and being expected to run all personal decisions through friends and family… And this goes as far as eating friend approved foods at all times, even when alone, etc…

Well, I know someone who had a fight with his friend group a few months ago. And yesterday I learned that he’s now running all decisions through ChatGPT… Had to bite my tongue not to scream “You’re over 40, FFS! Learn to make your own choices, goddamnit!”.

Imagine asking ChatGPT what to eat for dinner!

:emoji_mindblown:

I don’t enmesh with collectivist cultures and like using the fatty mass that’s sitting between my ears… Still, the self destruction of those who refuse to think for themselves is definitely moving faster now with all the AI tools.

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No, but I’ve tasted PoE before. Tickles the tongue…

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This is actually genius. I hate when my wife asks me this

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I can recommend octopus, crab cakes, or a trout meuniere.

got annoyed and made a thing..

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:emoji_thinking:

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Honestly felt comparable to licking a 9V. Not that I’ve done that too…

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