Every time I see a freedom chicken walk, no matter the situation
I can’t help but picture this
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I call them dumpster pigeons 
They aggregate near dumps to get in all that rotting trash … They will scavenge anything they can before actually hunting … Even vulture are more picky about what they eat 
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we only get serious about hunting when thar be oil declared
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also… ace ventura was made in 1995… in the very beginning of the film, he loses a raccoon on a zipline rescue mission. he takes it badly and ends up in a Tibetan monk monetary… a British dude comes to hire him to rescue another animal and at first he refuses, saying he’s a child of light and earthly money has no meaning to him… then the dude tells him how much they are offering, to which Ace says “reaaheeeheeaaalllyyyyy” because the amount was just so insane he gave up all his enlightenment on the spot.
The amount was $20,000.
PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF HAHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAH!!!
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Still worth more than an empty promise of enlightenment…
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