The self recharge rate of the batteries could make it closer to the lower end of that range. But if youāre using high quality alkaline batteries, they should last for at least a decade.
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ā¦ unless you get ever so slightly unlucky and they become leaky boys.
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Finally i have a use for the 24pack of D-Cells i bought in 1998!
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Your D-Cells are older than me.. Not sure they work anymore.
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Who remembers the great big D Cell flashlights you could get from RadioShack with a coupon from the newspaper?
For everyone else, these things doubled as a home defense weapon. Caveman style.
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I have a 6-Cell (D cells) maglight that lives in my car in the cold seasons. Serves as a decent road flare stand-in when helping people who forget this state is effectively a slip nā slide 1/4 of the year.
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Iām older than that and still have to workā¦
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Alkaline batteries usually last no more than 10-15 years in storage in the best conditions.
Human (males) tend to last around 70.
If you get that robotic body you want, you may have to work until youāre 700.
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Worth it! And as long as they donāt fuck things along the lines of āno one should have savings or investmentsā I think that Iāll be fine.
Otherwise, Iām moving to some place with no authoritariansā¦
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Unless his body runs on Alkalinesā¦
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Someone will try to make it conciousness by paid subscription.
This is why we canāt have nice things.
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Thatās pretty close to what taxes are TBHā¦
The world has been fusked for a very long time.
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Neuromuscular game hack
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What the hell did Disney do to Donald Duck?
Kids just recently started watching Mickey Mouse Club House. And Donald is like a fool. Heās constantly messing things up and is basically just a step above goofy in regards to being an idiot.
This isnāt the Donald I remember. Heās killed people. He took out an entire German camp. Why is he a bumbling idiot now?
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I was expecting a rick rollā¦
because FUCK DISNEYā¦Thatās why!
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Donāt coffee to me until Iāve had my talkā¦
Joking aside, Iām willing to give up coffee and go full machine. But you all knew that already.
Anyways, life has been pretty stressful and I need more coffee, and maybe a hug.
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Just bragging:
My favorite middle school science teacher just reached out to me. Heās going to start teaching computer science, and needs some old computers his students can manhandle for some basic hardware experience.
And he knew exactly who to ask for donations 
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coffee 
hug
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