Here is my second nomination.
The link creates a memento mori, points oneās attention to our vulnerability, but funny the same time within itās simplicity.
Gotta throw this one up
[t5577] This might be my favorite DT meme Iāve ever made (spent way too much time on itā¦)
This is hard to top
I didnāt think this would work, but amazingly it does: you can have more than one EM UID on a single implant. And it works pretty good too! So, a bit of background: as you may know, my SiRFIDaL RFID login software for Linux can work with two different kinds of readers: repeating (or continuous) readers and one-shot readers. The former send whatever is in the field repeatedly (or can be polled continuously), while the latter only send the UIDs of tags that come into the field once. Repeating reā¦
This is a good contester aswell:
I am now using my VivoKey Spark to cryptographically authenticate to all Google services. Any website that has a sign in with Google button is now accessible through my VivoKey.
Agree
Thatās a cool idea. Any chance you could make custom Keychain cards for them? To encourage its use?Not Helpful
You say you want to make it popular? How interesting is a sticker? My daughter who is 2 likes them. We are grown ass adults. You know what we like to do? Fist things. You might be thinking I am talking about the āfist bumpā how wrong you are. What you need to do is get you a fistable item. Use what you want, and BE CREATIVE! Turn a coffee cup into a ākey cardā Have a blown ā¦
You will be happy to know that I have fixed the NFC code in the EU COVID certificate verifier reference implementation app. It now successfully scans COVID certificates off of NDEF records. Soooā¦ I will be submitting a patch to the developers, and since all national COVID apps in all European countries are derivatives of that reference app, all we EU residents will soon have officially the option of presenting our implants for scanning anywhere in Europe. Iām mighty proud of that one ā¦
And yet another worthy contender
So I have a TLS cert now. https://disbe.me So technically itās actually safely useable now. View this as public beta. As long as my server is safe, no one can get your data. Thereās a preview of the card now and Iāve also added a vcard download. Selecting contacts is not possible in all browsers and you canāt easily export as vcardā¦ this sucks. Even generating a vcard wonāt work cuz I do not have the details in my model e.g. no name and last name, I just have 1 string called title. This prā¦
I had some fun with github pages this morning and proudly resent to you isitsoontmyet.com! A page where you and me can find out if it actually is or is not SOONā¢ yet.
On more for the cards
I present to you, for your consideration
"The Magnificent Magic Merlin and the Marvelous iMplant Massacre
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[IMG_20211207_110516] I injected a glassie in corn and Filmed it. Now I will run it over with the car
[100_3848] [100_3849] So it survived the car but i cracked it while extractingā¦ i used a big screwdriver and heared the crack while poking around in the corn. it still reads though need to try it again with an orange
[grafik] [grafik] [Crushing a chip in an orange with a car] [Breaking the chip in corn with screwdriver] [Corn] i dont know what this test should proof or not proof other that i have too much spare time and get bored fast. next time Chicken bone and Flesh now i have glass shards everywhere in my hands
Iāll do a summary of the years submissions in about a week, so get them in before its too late.
Go through the list and drop a on your favourites
The winner takes it allā¦Fucks knows what āitā is.
Maybe just GLORY
The winner takes it allā¦Fucks knows what āitā is.
Maybe just GLORY
Geeze, wonāt even let us have the fame?
The Winner will be decided at the end of the year for all the fame and glory that comes with it
Cmon now.
jokes on you, i just right clicked and saved that image so even if I donāt win I still got the fame and glory
I still got the fame and glory
Just not the Genuine and Authentic NFTā¦that I just made up , but actually didnāt
Iām not sure if I should add:
Vote Early! Vote Often!
Or
Burn the polls, ye sons of Freedom!
I have narrowed down the nominations and taken the top 10 posts of 2021, voted by your fine selves via the of the Nominations
There was a 3 4 way tie for #10 so top 10 12 13 posts of 2021
The winner will win a shiny and Exclusive BADGE
I have already made it, you all will decide who gets it
Now to the vote off, in no particular order:
Entry 1
WARNING: Contains graphic images! Oh boy, I missed out on this gemstone @Perpetuapolyphemus, let me join to the conversation please!INTRO
For the sake of some brain exercise please let me join the conversation! I will ignore ethical, philosophical or any moral background of the project. It seems to be well-discussed =) Iāll pretend like there was a cyborg movie, where some has stunning implant, literally, and we have to reverse-engiā¦
Entry 2
You guys make it way too complicated: So, it all starts when a daddy credit card and a mommy flexDF love each other very muchā¦
Entry 3
DT after getting the Titans completed and shipped: [nap] All yāall: [whip]
Entry 4
Your implants may arrive in very similar packing, please donāt get them confused [image] [image] If anybody is considering one of these implants shown in the 2nd image , I would strongly recommend installing via the oral cavity rather than subdermally. PREPARATION TO INSTALL (Safely and effectively) Prepare the work surface; A powdered wheat and Di-Hydrogen Oxide dough works well for this purpose. Remove implant from packaging. Puree the implant and cover the douā¦
Entry 5
Donāt even care if this isnāt on the forum, I cackled after seeing this.
Entry 6
well, thatās kind of ignorant. we are rude to jerk asses who come in all hot and crazy for no reason. we are a loving group of funktastic individuals who like putting weird stuff into our flesh and lift paperclips or rick roll people. you come here as a guest. 2 days in and all we have gotten from you is gobblygook about junk that really is as off topic for this forum as you can get. of course you are welcome to share and chat, but being rude and childish will make you no friends here.
Entry 7
It has more to do with the fact I donāt actually deal with orders anymoreā¦ not for a long time. Michelle just yells āI need two flappy jackies and a side of stabbyā like Iām a short order cook workin the implant grill
Entry 8
[t5577] This might be my favorite DT meme Iāve ever made (spent way too much time on itā¦)
Entry 9
I didnāt think this would work, but amazingly it does: you can have more than one EM UID on a single implant. And it works pretty good too! So, a bit of background: as you may know, my SiRFIDaL RFID login software for Linux can work with two different kinds of readers: repeating (or continuous) readers and one-shot readers. The former send whatever is in the field repeatedly (or can be polled continuously), while the latter only send the UIDs of tags that come into the field once. Repeating reā¦
Entry10
Well, this is pretty sick! I got the whole thing working. I am now using my VivoKey Spark to cryptographically authenticate to all Google services. Any website that has a sign in with Google button is now accessible through my VivoKey. Iām stoked to use this more! To my knowledge, nobody has done this before with their Spark (or at least, documented it and posted it) and it majorly opens the door to use my implant for itās intended purpose! I will be writing up a detailed how-to guide soon, aā¦
Entry 11
You will be happy to know that I have fixed the NFC code in the EU COVID certificate verifier reference implementation app. It now successfully scans COVID certificates off of NDEF records. Soooā¦ I will be submitting a patch to the developers, and since all national COVID apps in all European countries are derivatives of that reference app, all we EU residents will soon have officially the option of presenting our implants for scanning anywhere in Europe. Iām mighty proud of that one ā¦
Entry 12
I had some fun with github pages this morning and proudly resent to you isitsoontmyet.com! A page where you and me can find out if it actually is or is not SOONā¢ yet.
Entry 13 (3 parts to it )
[IMG_20211207_110516] I injected a glassie in corn and Filmed it. Now I will run it over with the car
[100_3848] [100_3849] So it survived the car but i cracked it while extractingā¦ i used a big screwdriver and heared the crack while poking around in the corn. it still reads though need to try it again with an orange
[grafik] [grafik] [Crushing a chip in an orange with a car] [Breaking the chip in corn with screwdriver] [Corn] i dont know what this test should proof or not proof other that i have too much spare time and get bored fast. next time Chicken bone and Flesh now i have glass shards everywhere in my hands
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Which one will be the BEST POST OF 2021! Thats up to you
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