Oh no no! I see where this went sideways…, I said I climbed a tree… you you assumed I successfully climbed the tree… the reality is I did about 3/4 of a pull-up, latched my leg on the trunk, performed a pathetic 30 second wobble, then my arms gave up causing me to fall back to the ground, leg still latched to the tree… there was no successful tree climbing, just a pitiful display that caused significant mockery from my partner and dog, and further damage to an already pretty messed up hip joint. The largest blow was suffered by my ego in any case, and the titan survived with nothing but a splinter or two.
The jury is still out on whether my pride will recover.
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