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Heard this one in college from a Nigerian, I think.

What do you call someone who speaks 3 languages?
Tri-lingual.
What do you call someone who speaks 2 languages?
Bi-lingual.
What do you call someone who speaks 1 language?
American.

And I fell on the floor laughing about it.

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As I’m from NZ
Feel free to call me a sheep :sheep: shagger.

They are sexy animals :heart_eyes:

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Well, I wasn’t gonna say it, but they do have your eyes.

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NO @NiamhAstra, you must resist the temptation

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Ok that was just too tempting…

Your wife did not have any issues finding them last night… :stuck_out_tongue:

I feel so manipulated… :laughing:

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True, but she didn’t feel they were a big enough deal to bring up today…

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There was not many likes of my “How the world sees America” Joke :heart:

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So Either:

  • I talked it up too much
  • You are too patriotic to ( Top Picture )
  • You found it funny, but you are to patriotic to :heart:
  • You didn’t understand it ( Bottom Picture)

:wink:

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I just ran out of likes :stuck_out_tongue: gimme a bit for them to regen :sweat_smile: I legit keep a mental list of threads I need to go back to to like things…

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Ball bearing you say…

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It should be closer to

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You are far too nice

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