Bahahah, that’s just mean
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My daughter has these little toys. It’s like a bunch of multi colored magnetic balls that you have to use a magnetic stylus to navigate mazes with little magnets Gates and then you organize them according to color.
I let her use the stylus and I use my finger xg3. It’s a fun little toy.
Oh and drawing on the magnadoodle always confuses her
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Showed it to a buddy of mine, he said I should just not tell anybody at work I have a magnet. And one day just stick something to it and when they act surprised just be all “What, you guys don’t have magnetic hands?”
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That happen to me at work a few weeks ago, I use them to hold hex bits. I was doing training with a customer and point at it and said “your bit is stuck, I have some solvent to clean the glue if you want” …
He went through a few confused faces when I explained to him I had a magnet, then thought I was BSing him … He had to stick his own stuff to it before he believed me 
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Most recently used to sort out Canadian currency from my change bag
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My dating app profile has an “Ah, I’m a cyborg. Ask me in person about that”
Guaranteed OMGWTFLOL moment! 
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Same. Got 1 match “OMG you have a chip in your hand?”
Short explanation later, and was unmatched.
Apparently, cyborg me was too much for her to handle
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Went to pay my insurance last month. The lady there lights up and says, “I’m so glad you’re here!”
oh crap.
Long story short, she wants to fix me up with someone she knows, and frankly, I’m totally down for it. Eventually she decides to show me the lady’s FB page. First thing I see on it is an up front and center rant about “chipped people”.
It was difficult extricating myself politely, but I noped out of there, fast.
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Dude. You gotta post this fb page
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I mean… a little bit of crazy is okay, was she cute?
Nah. You gotta know when to walk away, know when to run.
'Ol Willie knew a thing or two about the ladies.
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Sorry, but gingers gotta stick together.
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But… they are the only ones that know what to do with it.
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At least I can’t handle crazy… With the family members that I have it’s already enough. 
Not to mention the fucked up politics in my region… I seriously want to stop worrying about what governments do FFS! 
Maybe I should move to Europe or the Caribbean?
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Lights the bonfire and runs to the beach to clean up the big SOS
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buys stock in soccer balls
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I have found the magnets to have extraordinary kink potential.
I won’t elaborate. 
Get creative!
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Magnet kinks sound like they’d either be very cool and fun or extremely gross
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ive heard about fun times with Magnet sounding.
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