Here’s a video using the padlock at the municipal swimming pool. The only place to hang it on is the grating that makes up the floor of the lockers really. I tried to hang it on the radiator pipes last time and it was so hot when I came back from my swim I could barely handle it.
If it looks fussy, that’s because I’m working it one-handed while holding the cellphone in my other hand hand and not really seeing what I’m doing under there. Normally it takes but a few seconds to unlock it and retrieve the key.
And yes, it looks exactly like what it was: a wet, naked guy making a cellphone video in a men’s changing room and bending down to fish something under the bench. The other patrons did eye me funny 