xBT placement and temperature readings

[Pilgrimsmaster]

@wendysighs

I’m getting a little too Cronenbergian

Nah, what’s a little testicle removal between friends?

[NMCCW]

@Pilgrimsmaster

Nah, what’s a little testicle removal between friends?

[Moonman0922]

How about Smart Balls™️? Sensor equipped prosthetic testicles?

[wendysighs]

They could send a notification to yr phone warning you “you swiped left on this chick already”!

[anon3825968]

@anon3825968

There is one location for a xBT I’ve been thinking about for a while, that would yield almost perfectly accurate temperature readings and wouldn’t require implantation in the traditional sense: the bladder. Push the chip up in there, and it should float around happily and be readable through the lower abdomen with a decently powerful reader

Quick follow-up, in case you’re tempted to do that: I just asked the doctor if it would be safe, as a precaution before going ahead, and she told me foreign objects in the bladder calcify over time and turn into bladder stones. That cooled me right off.

So, don’t.