I’m in SW Arkansas. Basically I tried all around me and couldn’t find anything. I had to travel to Texas to get my work done. Unfortunately that’s not an option right now either as the guy who did my work (Pineapple, Shaman Modifications) is out on medical leave.
One interesting possibility exists though. There’s going to be a gathering of the 'borg collective. Maybe you could travel, hang, catch a comic book convention, and get implanted all in one go. If you can get someone to do that for you whilst there.