I don’t want it.
Things like the Alibaba security incident is one reason, but more than that… So, we’re trying to find nails to hit with our new AI hammer - but the problem is AI doesn’t make a good handle nor a good hammer head - so what kind of hammer really is it? What sort of tool is it?
The hammerhead: If I need to run a given algorithm on a set of data, what I need isn’t an AI that can vaguely figure out and maybe eventually learn the exact algorithm to apply - what I need is the actual algorithm itself, without the unnecessary overhead.
The handle: If I want to turn on the lights, what I need isn’t an AI that’s good at predicting when I want the lights on and when it should spontaneously plunge me into darkness - what I need is a light-switch. When I will that there should be light, the light turns on. It so happens that I already have an interface for seamlessly and instantly connecting my will with the lights, and that interface is my hand. Without any conscious effort it uses a schema in my brain to directly integrate with my will machinery and loyally serve the desired utility without fail. (This light example comes from personal experience. Smart lights are dumb. Install switches.)
When I use a computer, a good interface will allow me to enter my will according to consistent, short inputs that map reliably to the intended behaviour. A bad interface will require you to poke the computer with some input, see what comes back, and then react to what comes back, like having to search for something until the search result is found and pops up for you to select it.
For example, when Windows had a real start menue, you’d hit a sequence of keys, something like WinKey > p(rograms) > a(ccessories) > c(alculator and it would open the calculator every time. As such, this keystroke would become muscle memory which would summon a calculator into focus whenever a user with their hands on the keyboard willed to have a calculator. The user can move their hand to the numpad and begin entering their formula, and they only need to glance down from the whiteboard back to their screen to read the result. (An excellent interface stores all inputs in a buffer until they can be consumed so that even on a slow computer launching a large “calculator” the user can enter input as fast as they want and the computer will feed that input into the right place once it has the clock cycles to spare.)
With whatever that thing is they replaced the start menu with, you have to open it and type something and wait to see what recent suggestion or whatever it brings up in what order in the top results before you can find out which result you need to select. You have to sit there staring at the screen the whole time you’re entering those inputs. The modern software design is keeping you engaged with the product, keeping you talking to your computer all day when you should be thinking freely and having your will seamlessly manifest as the machine output served to you in a buffer for you to consume at your own convenience, like a real computer. A good user interface is one that gets out of the way, becomes invisible. As Taoist say, harmony is asymptomatic.
That’s why I switched to the command prompt. Everything uses the same reliable readline input interface, and everything serves its results back to the buffer I direct it to. I don’t want to have to negotiate with the neural network that controls my computer, going back and forth in dialogue to work out our data transaction. I want be the neural network that controls my computer.