I… I don’t even know what to say about this. Never has such an honor been bestowed upon me. I’m a literal icon. 
There’s so many people I want to thank.
Satan of course because without him I could never bare his mark. Um my parents for still not understanding what I did to get on national TV even though I’ve explained it 10 times. Most importantly all of you fine folks here and the incredible products and service of Dangerous Things and Vivokey.
P.S. thank you for not sending anymore unsolicited pee pee pics as the surprise.