Hmm, I might have to implant my mom

ODaily · July 17, 2020, 1:51am

Did anybody else picture Steve Irwin creeping up behind Rosco, prepared to grab him “in the wild” and film his implant?

anon3825968 · July 17, 2020, 1:52am

I’d sting him like that manta ray did

Pilgrimsmaster · July 17, 2020, 1:55am

Not unless he’s now a zombie

And you would need to sting him in the head rather than the chest.

anon3825968 · July 17, 2020, 1:57am

By the way, you do realize I’ll be getting the FlexEM in my butt. You sure you want a film of that?

ODaily · July 17, 2020, 2:23am

Crikey!

amal · July 17, 2020, 5:59pm

sure… are YOU sure?

amal · July 17, 2020, 6:01pm

PSy9I5u

amal · July 17, 2020, 8:57pm

Is it ok I ship your custom flexNExT directly to Lassi along with the other stuff I’m sending him? I will label it appropriately

anon3825968 · July 17, 2020, 11:01pm

I’d rather you sent it to me because

If Lassi doesn’t make it here for any reason, it’ll be stuck 400 mi from here.
I want to run some tests with it in its bag - including seeing clearly how I might be able to position 3 coils and shape or channel their RF fields with ferrite or magnets to activate each blinky separately from a distance somehow. But also regularly checking whether it reads properly and if the range changes, to try and detect impending failure before implanting it, like I explained in another thread.
My colleagues at work want to see what it looks like. So does my mom in fact. She’s mildly worried I might be getting dementia before she does

anon3825968 · July 17, 2020, 11:07pm

Yeah I don’t care. It’s just a butt, everybody has one. It’s only my face and my voice I absolutely refuse to have on photos or videos: as far as I know, Big Data hasn’t implanted butt recognition technology yet.

I’ll be implanting it near the base of my spine to be precise. So it’s not like you’ll be watching starfish surgery. But I’m fairly sure I’ll have to drop my kacks for Lassi to work with any sort of hygiene there, so you might see some buttcrack on the movie.

ODaily · July 17, 2020, 11:47pm

Just HAD to say it out loud, didn’t ya.

anon3825968 · July 17, 2020, 11:52pm

Oh gawd… Is there any personal data those fuckers don’t try to collect?

amal · July 18, 2020, 1:20am

i was thinking the same thing hahah

anon3825968 · July 18, 2020, 5:38am

Are you referring to my butt, or my pet peeve with Big Data?

anon3825968 · August 29, 2020, 5:26am

Amal, did you work something out with Lassi re filming by the way? Just wondering if I should bring my Guy Fawkes mask when I go to the piercer’s next Saturday