Point blank ask HR if this is where heās coming fom. They WILL deny it, but it may get them to examining security guyās motives on their own.
Can you quietly look this guyās facebook page up? If youre lucky heāll have posted conspiracy theories or religous b.s. about implants. Screen shot it and take that to HR.
Nice piece.
I have a similar approach to happiness - albeit slightly different. I stick to two principles:
1/ Always behave honestly and decently. Donāt be a dick (all the time). And as sone fictional character once said, do unto others as you would have others do unto you. Iām old enough to know that good behavior is always rewarded, whether itās the next minute or the next decade.
2/ Donāt ever expect anything good to happen in life. If it doesnāt, well, no surprise. When it does - and it always does by virtue of rule #1, youāre amazed and you feel like the luckiest guy in the world.
With those two rules, I managed to pepper the world with very good friends, and I feel like my life is an unending lucky streak.
Aaaandā¦ that was a derail 
I love that you gave yourself a ābe a dickā (some of the time) clause
Totally agree on that - it just makes no sense to behave unfriendly. I try to stay true to myself, and I can take quite a (verbal) fight if neccessary, but I am usually a nice person. I think. Mostly.
Ah, that one I canāt agree to. It works for many people, so itās great if it works for you, but I am massively optimistic usually. Not naive and enough of a realist not to expect much from mankind in general, of course, but I just love to think positive. I am already happy when I imagine wonderful things, and double happy if they actually happen. If not, I was at least happy once
Is important as well
Okay, this doesnāt sound that badā¦ so there is a chance that theyāll not force you to take the implant out? I keep my fingers crossed for that, especially if the people you work with are generally nice guys and itās just one of them overreacting massivelyā¦
WOW, itās like you are in my head
Some people are Eyorres some are Tiggers
We can only try and convert themā¦ But most are āhappyā being sad 
Says the guy with the depressive robot as a profile picture 
But like I said, some people are very happy being pessimistic, and it actually works for them - I can hardly relate to that, but same goes the other way round. So I guess Iām okay with that 
Damn, okay, I have to derail a little further - this here (yes, Iām in Barlow-mode^^) is one of the most positive (albeit admittedly naive) texts about the possibilities of the internet. I just love to read it from time to time, just to be remembered of the incredible optimism of those beginning yearsā¦
The problem is the people I actually work with donāt have a say. Its the vp of hr and head of security that have a problem.
doesnāt know anything about rfid security
sounds like this guy being chief cybersecurity advisorā¦
Yea, letās just hope heās not the kind of guy to double down when he does realize heās wrongā¦
vp of security canāt be wrongā¦ therefore he wonāt be wrong. you will be gone before that happens.
āThere are no poor people in America, only temporarily embarrassed millionaires.ā
Yup. I had a job once very briefly where it was very straight forward. It was a warehouse and you had to unload two trucks a day. If you missed the quota, you didnāt have a job the next day. There are always folks desperate enough to take the job while looking somewhere else.
Hmm well, it was more a matter of avoiding the inevitable āexplain this post thenā if I hadnāt added the clause
Thing is, people can be dicks every once in a while without it being a permanent personality feature. Weāre only humans after all.
Luckily Iām only a dick 80% of the timeā¦
God this whole thing makes me happy that my boss can be sensible at times (he is not a good person and treats us like shit but he does use common sense)
I am known in the workplace for messing withing things and pretty much being a wannabe Pen tester. Ill show up to the managers office some days and go
āhey i found out how to access and control all of our security cameras, please change your password from āpasswordāā
or
āhey i can now control that door with my implant, how? you leave the master for lying around and i cloned itā
Iām lucky my boss sees this as a good thing and not just fire me or make me remove the fob clone from my hand (he actually quite likes seeing me use it)
Well, for a change of tone, and just to make yāall jealous: boy am I glad I work for a company where everybody is aware of my shenanigans and perfectly okay with them, most of them are pretty interested in the hows and whys and what-fors of my implants, my boss regularly asks me what Iāll implant next, or what company door I plan on modifying next (with his permission of course ) and even tells me Iām welcome to take a few days off to go see my installer in Helsinki, rest up afterwards, or avoid hitting the workshop for a while if itās a big implant job.
So there
iām always jelly of you rosco, your auto turn on office with the main door, foot passwords and all the shenanigans i have read about.
Yeah my workplace is awesome. Every morning when I get to work I canāt believe how lucky I am. Hell, my boss even agrees to let me test DT chips with the companyās devices I really told him what it was for and all, and he said āsure, if we can help, go right aheadā.
You forgot Captain Hurl. 
Heās not doing it on purpose Was actually. He seems to be getting over it, seeing as though I seem to look and act more or less human-like despite those horrid things under my skin.
It occurs to me @darkdragon885
You never gave me specifics, I only did a little digging on my end, so I could be wrong (thereās your Opening for plausible deniability)
But unless Iām mistaken this employer actively works with microchips, thus they shouldnāt fear the boogey man since they know how this shit works
