The implant in my hand is whispering to me constantly. It says “Whip out that credit card of yours and order me a little brother from DT pronto!”
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“I’m lonely, get me some friends”
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Don’t even have mine yet and I can hear it yelling from some warehouse “only 2? we’ll be so lonely!!!”
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You’ve had a change in habitual behaviour (no desire to go to the gym), you’ve heard voices that aren’t there, you’ve got impairments to your vision.
See a doctor, something has broken inside of you! Showing us the MRI images would be interesting
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I hear no voices from my implant but when I look at the bundles I DO hear @Pilgrimsmaster shouting at me saying “DO IT DO IT DO IT!”
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Try to go easy guys, I understand wanting to poke fun at people but when you do it to people that are genuinely broken they have a even harder time reaching out for help.
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I would literally give someone all of my money I have to see a RFID chip control brain and motor functions aswell as transmitter of audio. 
Literally every last cent lol
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I’m just saying if that was at all possible as these people say, our medical field would be so advanced. Helping people with strokes or neurological disorders. Not following you to update a Twitter feed…
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https://files.fm/u/8kbevpsf#/view/chipland.png
This is main chip in ass ? what you mind?MR
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it doesn’t look like it. chips in x-rays and other imaging is usually clearly defined, like this: https://images.app.goo.gl/mxsuDQnZ49rPhbHe6
if you’re concerned, ask your doctor, but it doesn’t look like a chip to me.
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I agree, you should consult your doctor, show them the xrays and explain what is going on.
I also agree that is doesn’t look like a chip or implant in your xrays, but I am not a doctor. They will be your best source for information.
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Generally, if something appears black in an xray, it’s probably air, empty space, etc. Muscle, tissue, fat etc will come up in shades of grey. Anything dense like bone, metal etc will block the x-ray particles from flowing through, so they’ll show up white.
TLDR; not a chip
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Yes, for instance, that’s an implant - of sorts:
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Is that a egg beater???
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Looks like it 
Crucially, it looks white and well defined on the x-ray, is the point.
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Maybe they were a little blocked up?!?
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Looks like eggs weren’t the only thing he was beating that day…
I’ll show myself out
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Hi, I’m 200% sure that you haven’t been chipped. First, there’s no doctors anywhere who implants chips without consent. Second, for a chip to make your ears ring it would need a battery and there are no chips like that. It’s impossible, you have no chips so don’t worry.
The ringing you’re hearing is most likely a side effect of your surgery. Swelling and increased blood circulating in and near your hearing organs could create the sensation of ringing, noises etc but these will go away once the body heals up and the swelling goes down.
If you’re generally concerned about being implanted against your will then it could be a sign of an underlying psychosis and I would strongly suggest you to get in touch with the psychiatric care for a checkup.
also, if the ringing doesn’t subside within two weeks, get in touch with your doctor and talk to him about these symptoms.
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Please go to a doctor. You do not have a chip implanted.
You need to go see a doctor and tell them what you told us.
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