First let me say in sorry i couldn’t help myself.
I was in a south American small town and asked to get my hands x-rays
Q: why do you want an x-ray
A: i woke up with bumps in my hands
Q: me whats that! and why is the date on the x-ray wrong
A: doc I’ve never seen anything like this before, and that date is correct.
Me: That explains my strange dream last night. I should go now
Doc: there’s been UFO’S 
here ect. ect.
