Get rolled into the emergency room screaming “I WANT MY HAND, DONT THROW AWAY MY HAND!!! ITS GOT CHIPS IN IT! I NEED THE RFID CHIPS IMPLANTED IN MY HAND!!!”
Nurse: Dudes fuckin crazy, send him to the psych floor after surgery.
EMT: What should we do with the hand?
Nurse: Send it to the morgue for cremation
You mean precious metal recovery
Also glass melting point is above cremation temps according to google. You’re going to clog the ash collection device
But the solder will melt
lol if it were my product sure, but im selling these here at cost basically. on tindie however. Whole different story.
Now I want to see a “burn test”
95% for shits and giggles
Put it in a chicken breast, and take a propane torch to it for 30 second intervals
See how long it takes for the heat to soak in, and to get to a failure temperature
I do have a bunch of Chinese tags, and all but an ir thermometer so I could do it
Do we think the behavioral differences to be marginal? Or should it try to be done on legit DT tag?
Or on legit human flesh?
Make sure you include a frozen water jug in the shipment to keep it fresh
Including a flex in there would be cool too.
That might actually be a good point. Maybe pork is closer than chicken when it comes to cremation simulation
Should reach out to Ask A Mortician and see if she’d be willing to throw a bit of pork and chips in her cremator lol
Edit: for the me-mes
Just watched a video on the Wikipedia Cryptids. Gives me the idea of scourering the forum for pseudo scientific terms to start editing into wiki pages XD
Is there a cyborg bat light to assemble everyone to edit terminology on Wikipedia?
You could make a thread…In the lounge
I want to, but I don’t want to cause chaos for the dedicated wiki editors. I’ve cause enough wiki ruckus when I was younger. Don’t need to take more time out of their volunteering efforts.
Didn’t realize how complicated that shit was back in the early thousands to now with sock accounts and shits.
Jeezus, some of those people should’ve been introduced to a weed dealer so they could chill out instead of spending thousands of hours making small but wrong edits to reddit all day every day lol