The anti🚫-derailment🚃 & thread🧵 hijacking🔫 thread🧵 ⁉

[Hamspiced]

@vepr

How come everyone here has been implanted by a person, govt, or evil organization? Have any of you been abducted and implanted by aliens? I want to hear some interesting stories.

My installer is a quarter hispanic but has his papers. Does that count?