The anti🚫-derailment🚃 & thread🧵 hijacking🔫 thread🧵 ⁉

Truth! (⊙_◎)

They want one of your the phone numbers you share with your family in order to “uniquely prove your identity one-to-one” (but not the one you actually use, that’s invalid). They want an address where you used to live because where you actually live doesn’t count because their record keeping was too slow to keep up with your consecutive moves and that’s your fault for some reason. They make you fill out a multiple choice form, but the truth isn’t one of the options.

I was a couple days late for updating my ID. I offered them paperwork, photos, bank accounts, fingerprints, blood relative testimony, my blood itself. Ultimately, the only “evidence” they would accept that I was me was a letter I wrote and mailed to a random doctor I never met and had them sign it.

My address is the same. Instead of accepting the address on my mail, they had a stranger sign a testimony that my address was my real address. And then instead of using that address, they put me on record under the address of the stranger who signed the testimony. (-_-)ゞ゛

At least I wasn’t the person in front of me in line that day, who was told that to get the required paperwork to prove themselves a law abiding citizen, they needed to get a felony…

щ(ºДºщ) Buuurrrrreaucracyyyy!?

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