The antiđŸš«-derailment🚃 & threadđŸ§” hijackingđŸ”« threadđŸ§” ⁉

Lounge
21305

Does anyone have much experience with the Chameleon Ultra?

Looking through the webpage it boasts begin better/faster than both the Proxmark and Flipper, but is that just marketing wank-ateering? or does it have features that make it a worthwhile counterpart/alternative/addition to the aforementioned?

I did see an old comment on here from Pilgrim about the original one having quite buggy firmware, and the software/company not unlocking a few capabilities (despite the hardware existing) in order to push newer models.

5 Likes
21306

image
image492×462 44.2 KB

:robot_marvin:

5 Likes
21307

the ultra got a bit of abandon ware back in the days, but the last months the user NielDk gave it some love and added some great additions to the firmware.

Which also spread to the GUI and he also made his own GUI.

He is such a hero

7 Likes
21308

Pretty sure most Kiwis, Australians and Brits would know the answer to ALL of these.

But I’m not sure how many Americans would get

  • What does “you’re pissed” mean?
  • What does “you’re a piss head” mean?
  • What does “we went to a pissup” mean?
  • What does “pissed off” mean?
  • What does “piss off” mean?
  • What does “it’s pissing it down” mean?
  • What does “that was a piece of piss” mean?
  • What does “you’re taking a piss” mean?
  • What does “that’s a piss take” mean?
  • What does “I was pissing myself” mean?
  • What does “I’ve pissed myself” mean?
  • What does “you lanky streak of piss” mean?
  • What does “you haven’t got a pot to piss in” mean?
  • What does “you’re pissing on my head and tell me it’s raining” mean?
  • What does “you’re just pissing into the wind” mean?
  • What does “you’re pissing about” mean?
  • What does “pissing hell” mean?
  • What does “tastes like piss” mean?
  • What does “you’re just pissing it away” mean?
2 Likes
21309

Angry / Upset

Go Away / Fuck off / Get lost

Halfway guessing it’s hard raining. But not sure.

Usually this is literal. In context, could mean you’re screwing up / slacking off.

I was scared. (extremely).

Literal self urination.

State of poverty. Comes from when they used to collect urine and sell it to the tanner to make hide. You are literally so poor that you don’t have a pot to piss in to sell it.

I’ve not heard this one, but seems self evident.

Futile, self defeating, effort. Though I usually think more “spitting into the wind”.

tastes awful.

Being wasteful, usually with respect to opportunity or money.

I’d assume that a fair number of these are otherwise beer related.

3 Likes
21310

You’re drunk, or you’re angry, depending

You’re an idiot

“Today is my first day learning English”

Angry

Go away

Heavy rain

“Today’s my second day learning English”

You must be joking, or you’ve just done something so stupid that it had to be intentional

Poor take, bad opinion

Laughing vehemently

Interpreted literally

Random insult

Haven’t a foot to stand on, making a claim with nothing to back it up, although I’ve only heard “pot to spit in”

Lying to, taking advantage of

Attempting something foolish/pointless

Wasting time, dilly-dallying

Likely interpreted as a slightly cleaner version of f-ing hell

Tastes bad

Wasting something

To clarify, this is how I interpret them if I heard them in conversation, not necessarily my best guess as to what they are intended to mean

21311

Either drunk or angry

You’re an alcoholic

We went to a party/gathering where lots of alcohol was consumed

You’re angry/annoyed

Go away / fuck off

It’s raining heavily

That task/job was very easy to do

You’re having a laugh / you’re speaking bullshit

In Australia we/I would usually phrase it “you’re taking the piss”

Laughing a lot

A futile endeavour / a waste of time

You’re wasting time

You’re wasting it (whatever the “it” refers to)

1 Like
21312

Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery


:robot_marvin:

Also, I kinda need one of those


2 Likes
21313

Charging, if Apple made a full body replacement:

20260512_110333
20260512_1103331024×1024 178 KB

3 Likes
21314

Now I feel.like I am marking homework


:white_check_mark:

:white_check_mark:

:white_check_mark:

:white_check_mark:
however
you’re screwing up / slacking off that would be “taking THE piss”
“Taking the piss” coild also mean making fun of somebody (usually in jest) and its the abbreviated form of “taking the piss out of somebody”

Being scared would be “I was shitting myself”

Pissing myself would be laughing “I was pissing myself (laughing)”

:white_check_mark:

:white_check_mark: Nailed it

:white_check_mark:

Good effort

2 Likes
21315

:white_check_mark: very good

An alcoholic, lush, likes a dring :clinking_beer_mugs:

Haha, went to a party / location, with the purpose of drinking, could be the beach, a bar or backyard (but BBQ would out rank it) "I went to a BBQ on the weekend (drinking would be assumed)

:white_check_mark:

:white_check_mark:

:white_check_mark:

Haha,
It was easy

Literal,
urinating

You answered the “What is taking the piss?”

Making fun of

:white_check_mark: perfect

:white_check_mark:

Specifically to a tall and skinny person

It can do, i think thats a newer use, a far less common.
normally means Poor, and its the abbreviated version of
“He hasn’t got a pot to piss in or a window to throw it out of.”

:white_check_mark:

:white_check_mark:

:white_check_mark:

Or bloody hell
Frustration or surprise

:white_check_mark:

:white_check_mark:

Very good

2 Likes
21316

I dont need to mark yours, you are

wolf-of-wallstreet-one-of-us

2 Likes
21317

Screenshot from 2026-05-12 14-52-41
Screenshot from 2026-05-12 14-52-411468×374 44.1 KB

4 Likes
21318

Yeah look
 it was late at night and I misread the first part :sweat_smile:

1 Like
21319

You’re making me want to get a flex.

1 Like
21320

I’ve heard heard pissing he’ll before.

we occasionally do use I was pissing myself to mean scared but I agree shitting myself is much more common.

Interesting. Now do cunt lol.

3 Likes
21321

Haha

As. you know, The problem with “cunt” is that it’s quite predictable as a noun; it usually follows an adjective or verb and mostly just adds emphasis.
Whereas “piss” is far more flexible, as it can be a noun, verb, or adjective and keeps ypu guessing

3 Likes
21322

I suppose cunty could be an adjective lol

1 Like
21323

“He’s a cunt!” is very different from “He’s a good cunt”.

Provided, I’m currently upside-down but I’m not sure if that helps


:robot_marvin:

2 Likes
21324

I need to add :100: as a react emoji


3 Likes