Well I finally got access to the episode from Discovery. They cut out a wee little segment for time about how I got started, but used that chopped bit as an ad snap-in.. so a little editing aaaannnddd..
There’s still a ton of footage they shot of me lost to archival hard drives in some studio somewhere, but now I present my own custom edited episode of:
You didn’t manage to convince him to get an implant?..
Haha no
He may have been a Mason. I was in demolay as a kid and they have a handshake to ident other members that starts with pressing your thumb there once. You respond with 2 presses. They press again.
Im not joking.
TIL: Grown men thumbing each other is a thing.
Wait, it’s not what it sounds like!
It can also potentially identify cyborgs… But something tells me that it would be way more awkward for the mason.
that would be fun though 
Freudian slip?
Ha, dammit, I do that A LOT
@enginerd has spotted that also
this dude fuckin rules
lmao. Kerataconus is a bitch. I have to wear hard contacts filled with saline to compensate for the nipple eyes.
Yay, it’s spring! Time to start packing heat while walking around the yard. Bear decided to check my grill for leftovers yesterday…
Those big hairy gay guys must be hungry.
Must have been attracted to your big deck…
I read this with a Kiwi accent and all. Lol
Some might not get that…
But yes, well done
Okay okay, now this I can get behind.
