The anti🚫-derailment🚃 & thread🧵 hijacking🔫 thread🧵 ⁉

Least when I’m in hell I’ll be in good company.

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Step 3 repeat and fuck around some more

Step 3 would be “write it down”
Step 4 would be “try again”

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Read the fortune cookie

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Consumerism is really starting to get on my nerves.
It is just so bleak.

Not referencing anything here, just venting.

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What’s wrong here… anyone able to explain?

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Amals dinner plate is too big for the dishwasher?

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Noooo

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Amals dishwasher is too small for his giant dinner plate? :wink: :plate_with_cutlery:

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Haha noooo

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The heating element?

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Running a 3/4 empty dishwasher? :slight_smile:

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I view it as 1/4 full :yum:

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I believe you are supposed to close the door

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It’s on eco mode and it refused to do the dishes maybe. And if Amal cares to pop the reading glasses, it says FU on the dual 7-segment display.

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Do you think that means it is 1/2 FU-LL
And it clearly isn’t and THAT is what the problem is?

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Or… Maybe it’s done the dishes in VR but not in RL :slight_smile:

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