The anti🚫-derailment🚃 & thread🧵 hijacking🔫 thread🧵 ⁉

Least when I’m in hell I’ll be in good company.

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Step 3 repeat and fuck around some more

Step 3 would be “write it down”
Step 4 would be “try again”

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Read the fortune cookie

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Consumerism is really starting to get on my nerves.
It is just so bleak.

Not referencing anything here, just venting.

What’s wrong here… anyone able to explain?

Amals dinner plate is too big for the dishwasher?

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Noooo

Amals dishwasher is too small for his giant dinner plate? :wink: :plate_with_cutlery:

Haha noooo

The heating element?

Running a 3/4 empty dishwasher? :slight_smile:

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I view it as 1/4 full :yum:

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I believe you are supposed to close the door

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It’s on eco mode and it refused to do the dishes maybe. And if Amal cares to pop the reading glasses, it says FU on the dual 7-segment display.

Do you think that means it is 1/2 FU-LL
And it clearly isn’t and THAT is what the problem is?

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Or… Maybe it’s done the dishes in VR but not in RL :slight_smile: