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Or itās a cousin of Talkie Toaster and itās gone mental.
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Is it that melty looking thing on the middle circle of the spiny bit?
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What is that ring looking thing inside the grate?
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Haha omg Iām so surprised nobody knows this. I guess I canāt fault my wife, mother-in-lawz father-in-law, and basically everyone else Iāve ever had load my dishwasher beforeā¦ they all do thisā¦
The plates are at the wrong damn angle for maximum effective cleaning pressure. The strongest jets come from the bottom sprayer and spray upwards. Wow great, the goddamn back of the plates are going to get a serious thrashing from those.
Sheesh.
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I was gonna say that but figured it couldnāt be that simple
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Occamās razor
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What about Occamās Easter egg?
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Say what you will, but Iām still pretty sure the door is supposed to be closed
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So. Much. Hype. I couldnāt even buy it yet but Iām going bonkers.
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I am starting to realize that the digital world is inherently incompaitble with privacy.
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Weāll be getting a new kitchen in some months (planning is already complete), and itās gonna be the first time in my grown-up life that I have a dishwasher - I am so incredibly happy about that bit of information! It totally makes sense, but, not having a dishwasher at all, I never ever thought about thatā¦ in every freaking ad about dishwashing tabs and all that stuff, plates are always placed that way, so I guess weāre all trained to do it wrong 
Thanks for that as well - Iām already thinking about what I could do wrong with that strange new machineā¦ 
edit: I feel you - my e-mail addy was in some damned hacked list, obviously, and today I received a nice little mail that told me someone had filmed me masturbating in front of really strange porn sites, and that I should pay 600 dollars in bitcoins unless I want him to send a video of that to all my contacts. Iām still quite chilled, though - I have neither a webcam nor an adress book on my PCā¦ 
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Ha, same, couple months ago tho.
But you were on those strange porn sites, yeah? 
Tbh Iām more afraid of someone recording me crying on the toilet during painful diarrhea, than some good old masturbating.
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Last two weeks Iāve been getting either āI need sexā or ātalk about solarā texts on my phone. Random phone calls for months now, but starting to pick up in intensity. Just about ready to set my phone to not take anything from people not in my contact list.
Nevermind. Doing it now.
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We all know what the internet is for
But honestly, I just wouldnāt care that muchā¦
Most annoying thing is, they fucked up my steam account as well 
Everything else is still intact, all passwords changed by now, and no bad stuff on my PC, so I guess I was lucky. Someone tried to access my microsoft account from indonesiaā¦ sigh.
So I guess Iāll take a look at keepass now.
Had that once or twice, several months ago, but never again afterwardsā¦ thatās really annoying!
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Also I hear robocalling is a thing in USA?
Here, it doesnāt happen much.
Regarding privacy, I just feel so distraught. I fixed my personal digital life, but things that I relly on for social & professional reasons are just leaking my data like a firehose. I fixed the small leaks in the hull of my digital ship, but there are large, ice-berg sized holes that I cannot, and I donāt really know what to do. The internet was not made with privacy in mind, and it is fundamentally incompatible with it, and this is made even worse by these systems infiltrating the real world in form of CCTV and similar. God damn it
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Iāve never been fond of Discord, but hereās another good reason to avoid it:
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The toxic people
The Cancel culture
The SJWs
The Humor police
The āWokeā
ā¦
They can all fuck right offā¦
If I had to choose, I would rather hang out under the umbrella of Microsoft than any of the aboveā¦
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