Weirdly, comedy and sarcasm/pessimism/cynicism keeps me goingā¦
Being able to turn anything into a joke, especially my life is my dark superpower
I am starting to try to get back in the gym, after my wedding I told myself Iād take a week or 2 to relax, itās now been like 5 months and Iāve gained probably all the weight I lost back, and lost muscles I gained
Back to the beginning I guess
Iām currently bubbly about the house, which makes tots sense, but Iām so conditioned to wait for life to sucker punch me anytime I get excitedā¦ not dark at all
Bad news, because I work at a jail, I have to sleep over at work for the duration of the storm to ensure we are staffed and that the inmates donāt go haywire.
Power is a luxury, but at least Iām getting paid for every minute Iām here.
Had three interviews today for a job basically doing SQL, Which I know. What I didnāt know is that the part of my brain that does SQL and the part of my brain that talks are fully unconnected so when they asked me technical questions I sounded like I was having a stroke. But then I hung up and was like āI definitely know how to do thatā and had no problem actually doing it. Pretty sure I botched 2/3 of the interviews for this job just from that. Just wanted to know if anyone has an implant for that Lol. j/k (But am I?)