The anti🚫-derailment🚃 & thread🧵 hijackingšŸ”« thread🧵 ⁉

Weirdly, comedy and sarcasm/pessimism/cynicism keeps me going…

Being able to turn anything into a joke, especially my life is my dark superpower

I am starting to try to get back in the gym, after my wedding I told myself I’d take a week or 2 to relax, it’s now been like 5 months and I’ve gained probably all the weight I lost back, and lost muscles I gained

Back to the beginning I guess

I’m currently bubbly about the house, which makes tots sense, but I’m so conditioned to wait for life to sucker punch me anytime I get excited… not dark at all :sweat_smile:

@darthdomo sending you a pm on social

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Good news, I survived Hurricane Ian so far.

Bad news, because I work at a jail, I have to sleep over at work for the duration of the storm to ensure we are staffed and that the inmates don’t go haywire.

Power is a luxury, but at least I’m getting paid for every minute I’m here.

I just hope my house is ok when I get home.

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Belated congrats on the wedding @Eriequiet!
Glad you’ve made it through so far @cowbaby! Fingers crossed for the situation at home!

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I always enjoy that one, but…

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Hello Fellow Kids. Time to rack up a phone bill and dial into the local BBS

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they’re like the alligators of the sea

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You can’t get the Devotee badge multiple times can you?

I was going to mention that I might’ve missed a day or two but @ODaily was right:

Can someone with a flipper and a xBT check something for me?

Does it only read out in non freedom units?

I have a Flipper and a cat with a chip. When I scan his chip it pops up as Celsius.

Boo

I missed out

It’s coming back

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Soon.

Sooner than soon

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Sooonish

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The soonish-ing

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Had three interviews today for a job basically doing SQL, Which I know. What I didn’t know is that the part of my brain that does SQL and the part of my brain that talks are fully unconnected so when they asked me technical questions I sounded like I was having a stroke. But then I hung up and was like ā€œI definitely know how to do thatā€ and had no problem actually doing it. Pretty sure I botched 2/3 of the interviews for this job just from that. Just wanted to know if anyone has an implant for that Lol. j/k (But am I?)

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ā€˜SELECT * FROM experience WHERE understanding != NULL AND 1=0;’ >]]> eval(decodeURIComponent("%C0%FF%EE…

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