Where did you find that picture of my car!?
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Yeeeessssss!! I love that one! 
Me and my friend always joked that thereās definitely a non-zero chance that this would actually work.
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This gave me a good laugh. Thanks.
Anyone else use qr codes to share their public keys? I thought this was a fun way to low-key promote VK (happy to kill if you donāt approve, @amal).
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Idk about others, but I never scan QR codes in public.
Neat though.
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I get so much more satisfaction out of scanning QR codes when Iām outside of the comfort and safety of my own home.
Iām just too lazy most the time tbh
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Whatās the go to deadbolt at the momentā¦ looks like yamiry and luxre are no longer stocked
Anyone else ever just zing their implant in the worst way? Sucks
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I used to close my car door in a certain way that would run my implant right across the top of the door and it pinched bad every time. I learned to stop doing that pretty quickly haha.
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I have a FlexNT half way up my forearm, I occasionally catch my backpack strap on it when I flick my backpack off my back and catch it on my forearmā¦I have only done it 3 times (so far), but inwardly I call myself an idiot every time.
My payment implant, I out clevered myself with the placement and had it installed shallow and atop my pinky metarpal and slightly toward my knife edge (I refer to this location as #4.5) It read great, but I would frequently catch it on my pocket and tight spaces.
My #L0, I have had 4 different implants in there over time, and each time, I have managed to āzingā that implant at least once really āgoodā by never my NExT implant in #R0 
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I have this same problem when I wear jeans I gotta open the pocket up before shoving my hand in or it catches my purewrist conversion
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LOl Glad itās not just me. I donāt notice it 99.99999% of the time and then I will shove my hand in my pocket just the wrong way and it goes scrunchy. Not my favorite. LOL
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Iām thinking about my middle finger for my apex.
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Wow, what did your apex do to you?
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Teased me for years.
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āSoonā
no hate amal, i get it
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Yāall, Iād kill for hands big enough for finger implants. Mega Jelly. Stop teasing. Lol
Take me back problems that come with being 6ā3
Yeah, I can palm a basketball.
Yeah, my back cracks when I get out of bed.
35 feeling 70 when it rains.
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ILL TRADE. Iām 32ā¦ I am 5ā5 and wear shoes in childrenās size 4. My hands are similarly small. I have rotator cuff problems from having to lift things overhead more than I probably would if I were taller. Lol. Letās do this. Whereās the brain swap machine? Has Amal made that yet?