The antišŸš«-derailmentšŸšƒ & threadšŸ§µ hijackingšŸ”« threadšŸ§µ ā‰

Lounge
16265

Helicobacter pylori can go burn in a ditch! All of those bacteria in the world can go burn in a ditch! Gastritis sucks!

:face_vomiting:

FFS, some species should not exist! Thanks for nothing, evolution. Seriously, why do some bacteria and most viruses even exist! Thereā€™s clearly no intelligence or compassion behind this process, but at least we understand it.

But still, why!?

3 Likes
16266

Context?

16267

Itā€™s a bacteria that causes gastritis, ulcers, increases the risk of cancer, and itā€™s incredibly common.

Seriously, fuck that bacteria, it doesnā€™t do anything good.

1 Like
16268

:twss:

3 Likes
16269

image

:open_mouth:

image
image1400Ɨ1400 135 KB

Ouch

4 Likes
16270

Hey, it only hurts the first timeā€¦

4 Likes
16271

Donā€™t clean the tip of your iron with that other tip, you degenerates!

3 Likes
16272

I have this poster as a reminder.

image

6 Likes
16273

Butā€¦ then how will I play Tetris?

"Each time you lose the game the soldering iron tip temperature increases by 10 degrees.

Use 12ā€¦24V external power supply for the immersive gaming experience."

4 Likes
16274

Whelp, sorry @RedWingx86 Iā€™m keeping it

1 Like
16275

They referenced the country of origin of that game.

Maybe thatā€™s why Tetris gets harder and harder as you go but you canā€™t ever win?

:robot_gundam:

1 Like
16276

Iā€™m finally feeling a little better. Seriously, fuck helicobacter pylori!

2 Likes
16277

Yeah fuck helicopter pylons!

2 Likes
16278

Try flying with gastritis and an upset stomachā€¦

1 Like
16279

Try a 17hr flight with a 8 month old teething and a 2 year old demon.

2 Likes
16280

Try that while flying a small plane. Yes, you have to be the one flyingā€¦ I hope your bladder has at least 20 hours of enduranceā€¦

:vault_boy_colossal_problem:

1 Like
16281

Man at that point Iā€™d just give myself a Foley and call it a day

16282

I empathize with you. I had a bad case of gastritis back in December and it was the most unbearable pain that I would not wish on my worst enemy. I ended up in the ER twice in one day, because the first time they refused to give me anything for pain and just told me to ā€œtake Tylenol and come back if it gets worse.ā€ Lo and behold, it got worse, and I was back. This time they actually believed me and gave me something stronger than Tylenol.

2 Likes
16283

The 2 year old demon might tug on itā€¦

16284

Yeah, it absolutely sucks. Especially when you are not a big drinkerā€¦

At least it can be treated but the bacteria that causes most cases shouldnā€™t exist, evolution did us dirty with that one.