The anti🚫-derailment🚃 & thread🧵 hijacking🔫 thread🧵 ⁉

[enginerd]

You evil bastard!

[Pilgrimsmaster]

[amal]

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[Pilgrimsmaster]

[amal]

[amal]

It takes 1 Robert of energy to toast a piece of bread. #anythingbutmetric

[Not]

If I toasted my bread like that every morning, I’d look like that too.

[Not]

Request (?):

Once things slow down slightly for the DT team (yeah I know I basically just said “once the next solar eclipse viewable from my city happens”) I’d be interested in hearing about / seeing some of the durability testing of the resin xSeries material/implants.

Return of the axially magnetized xG3 v1--in resin!

After a hot minute, we are once again offering our injectable sensing magnet: the xG3 v1. Same size with better impact resistance. This is the first regular product we’re offering with our USP Class VI, ISO 10993 tested resin process. See also, the Memora Implant for our first custom solution using this process. While all subdermal magnets can be used for sensing, the v1’s axially magnetization offers a consistent pole orientation where the v2’s diametric magnetization would lead to rotation of…

Maybe a one-to-one comparison to a similar-ish glass sample could be used, or specific examples.

Something repeatable that comes to mind is holding an implant in a form of 3d printed tray as to hold it a couple degrees off from “standing upright” and (using a pole of some kind) dropping a given weight on it a few times at a given height then moving up to the next weight. Just a flawed idea, but it sound less time consuming than the video where Amal glued some xG3v1s to a paper and dropped a 4th on them to try to replicate endcap damage.

I need coffee. Maybe this is already viewable somewhere and I missed it?

[Aoxhwjfoavdlhsvfpzha]

@Not

Something repeatable that comes to mind […] dropping a given weight on it a few times

They have a fancy-pants industrial crushinator 9000 they’ve used on implants in the past:

Tests we've performed on our x-series tags

We take testing very seriously. x-series product testing flex product testing Our x-series testing Below are the various tests we’ve put our x-series transponders through so far, however it is important to point out that these tests do not include magnetic products like the xG3. It is our opinion that the xG3 should be removed prior to undergoing an MRI. Glass contamination testing There are many grades of glass that range from just plain bad, to industrial grade, all the way up to truly bio…

I imagine they’ve done or we’ll see similar durability testing for the new resin options

[Not]

@Aoxhwjfoavdlhsvfpzha

They have a fancy-pants industrial crushinator 9000 they’ve used on implants in the past:

I kinda want it now

[Hallic]

@Not

@Aoxhwjfoavdlhsvfpzha

They have a fancy-pants industrial crushinator 9000 they’ve used on implants in the past:

I kinda want it now

wants to make a funny comment here, but hasn’t had enough coffee yet this morning to make it sound good

[enginerd]

[enginerd]

I used to picture Amal’s lab as similar to mine but with less oscilloscopes and with things like vacuum chambers, microscopes, and sterilizers…

Now I have a completely different and more awesome mental image…

[frail_rearranger]

@enginerd

Nice books behind you.

@amal

Nice ducts behind you.

[ODaily]

[amal]

Clanker

[enginerd]

I’m going to get called that at some point, aren’t I?

Forum AI: What are your thoughts on the matter?

[amal]

Like most slurs, it’s poorly thought out and hardly applies. Robots won’t “clank”… they will be stealthy quiet as they gracefully wash and fold your clothes for you, slit your throat, then take out the trash.

[Pilgrimsmaster]

@enginerd

What are your thoughts on the matter?

I’m a huge advocate of the old and wise adage

“Sicks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me”

I couldn’t give two shits what somebody calls me.

[Jammyjellyfish]

@Pilgrimsmaster

I couldn’t give two shits what somebody calls me.

Good, cause I think you’re a real cornerstone of this community. I’m sure I’m speaking for a lot of people when I say we value your contributions here.

Ha fucking got 'em. I hope you learned your lesson