Some search filters might help suss this out:
We should probably omit DT product announcements and housekeeping posts.
I nominate this one!
We are the Borg. Lower your shields and surrender your ships. We will add your biological and technological distinctiveness to our own. Your culture will adapt to service us. Resistance is futile.
Then I stare at them for a moment before finally turning around and walking away intently while never making any movement with any part of my body from the waist upā¦ then probably have more pints, because, well, pints
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I found this pretty fucking entertaining - it had me giggling out loud; educational and hilarious
Noā¦ donāt do this. Iāve explained this elsewhere, but basically you are going to burn shit out.
A button is a simple device. It shorts two contacts. Thatās all. Itās literally just a piece of metal that you physically press down on that shorts two conductors together. Typically speaking, the circuit designed to detect user interface button presses (basically all low voltage digital devices) has itās own ideas about the electrons it wants to push down one of those conductors, and detect coming ā¦
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ODaily
August 23, 2020, 1:23am
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Gonna have to throw this one in the mix
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I am gonna go further and toss credit to @anon3825968
Any of you approached cosmetic surgeons for "serious" stuff?
Edit: I would say this is the post that started it all. Without him, we may not have had anyone to contact.
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Heh thanks.
And the irony of it all is, Iām one of the few here who have exactly zero interest in the Titan I mean, cool device and all, just not for me.
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The year is coming to an end soonā¦ hereās another nomination
its been heavily requested both here and on the discord so here it isā¦ i bend the kneeā¦
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ODaily
November 28, 2020, 12:51am
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Fwiw, I figure Iāll probably plan on a mid December wrap up, and vote showdown till the end of the year or so. Probably best to have any final entries in by then.
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ODaily
December 19, 2020, 3:09pm
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That reminds me, Itās time for a showdown!
Iām gonna recap, then weāll have a vote-off. To that end, I think itās time to end all new submissions.
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We are the Borg. Lower your shields and surrender your ships. We will add your biological and technological distinctiveness to our own. Your culture will adapt to service us. Resistance is futile.
Then I stare at them for a moment before finally turning around and walking away intently while never making any movement with any part of my body from the waist upā¦ then probably have more pints, because, well, pints
Entry 3
The blue ringed octopus lives in rock pools, not in the open ocean. Sharks are adorable, pools kill more people than sharks . Also surfing in a pool is even more boring than scuba in a pool.
And anyway your not safe on land either:
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Noā¦ donāt do this. Iāve explained this elsewhere, but basically you are going to burn shit out.
A button is a simple device. It shorts two contacts. Thatās all. Itās literally just a piece of metal that you physically press down that shorts two conductors together. Typically speaking, the circuit designed to detect user interface button presses (basically all low voltage digital devices) has itās own ideas about the electrons it wants to push down one of those conductors, and detect coming bacā¦
Entry 5
Entry 6
BUT
Do you like the xG3?
Do you like it, between you and me?
You should get one if itās free
You could get one for a fee .
Would you like it here or there?
You could lift things over there
You could lift things anywhere
Do you like the xG3?
Do you like it, between you and me?
Would you like it in your finger?
Donāt hang around, do not linger
Youā¦
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Entry 8
This experimental implant case report may be of interest. It describes a set of magnetic implants affixed to ocular muscles and orbital walls, to ālock downā the gaze of a patient with nystagmus - for lack of a better ultra-short description.
The interesting bits are the construction of the magnets themselves, and their attachment to the muscles:
Implant Design
We designed a 2-part rare-earth magnetic implant consisting of a small cylindrical ocular part designed to be sutured to an extraoculā¦
Entry 9
Campaign is live!
The Titan crowdfunding campaign is now live! Go to dngr.us/titan now to back the Titan!
Jitsi Meet
We are holding a Titan launch campaign chat for up to one hour after the campaign launches via Jitsi Meet, which is a free open source browser only based video chat service. You can choose to join audio only of course, but I will be available for up to an hour after launch to chat! To join, just go to https://meet.jit.si/TitanCampaign on any handy browser, type your name, and jā¦
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campaign funds in 8 hoursā¦
How people think I reacted;
[shocked3]
How my wife reacted;
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How I thought I reacted;
[shocked5]
How I actually reacted at as each day passed with more backers;
[shocked6]
How Michelle (a true CFO and perpetual worrier) reacted;
[shocked4]
Entry 11
its been heavily requested both here and on the discord so here it isā¦ i bend the kneeā¦
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Entry 12
Fun Fact:
Amal actually has a twin brother Juan. Their mother only keeps a picture of Juan in her wallet though because if youāve seen Juan youāve seen Amal.
So there you have a dozen fine entries all primed and ready to be the BEST POST OF 2020! Please take the time to look at them all, and then vote in BOTH of the surveys below. The first survey is for The Best Post, and the second is for runner UP. Both polls close at 11:59 pm, on December 31, so take your time and get it done by then.
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And remember, the second poll is for your second choice, a.k.a. the runner up.
Runner Up to Best Post of 2020
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Looking pretty split so far. Place your bets now.
Just wondering how that poll looks to a colour blind personā¦oh well, now we know maybe a bar graph would be better for next year
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I canāt read the results if that says anything
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Thats what I thought,
you can however hover or select the pie slice and it will tell you
option:number of votes
ie. 02:3 in this example
Also starting at 12 Oāclock going clockwise, the options remain in numerical order (zero votes are not visibleā¦ obviously) regardless on vote numbers, whereas the Bar graph adjusts to display highest number of votes first.
BUMP BACK TO POLL POST
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I googled āI canāt fault that logicā to agree with your post
This was my 5th resultā¦
Close enough!
BUMP BACK TO POLL POST
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